Minimalistcel
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I don't hate myself enough to be suicidal but if I had to take a bullet for my mom, I would.
If something bad happened to her, I'd go mental.
But the truth is truth. Truth doesn’t care about your feelings. While some pretty boy is cuddling his teenage love, while some chad is getting milked by two stacies in some five star hotel in LA, some ugly virgin is roping himself, some poor mexican dude is getting his heart ripped out by the cartels. It’s all happening at the same time. Beautiful, isn't it?
Anyway. (Before I begin my mom is one of the most religious persons I know of)
During my college admission, me and my mom were waiting for someone at a cafe near the uni. I got a call from a friend and went to meet him for like 5 mins. When I came back, I saw her talking with a (you're right) 6ft+ tall dude, he was built like a tank and had a chadelite face.
My mom usually avoids small talk but that day she was unusually enthusiastic . She was talking the most. I just sat down near them. She started sharing like too much personal details. Where we live, my dad's workplace location, where her parents live. I was at awe!
I'm no dumbass. When a female is attracted to somebody, she gives signals and I saw too many signals that day.
After this conversation, I told her, "If this dude was a serial killer, it'd be hard to stop him with the amount of information you provided."
Her response was typical. "I got so carried away. Teehee!"
I no longer ask myself, "How can I get a girlfriend?"
The question I keep asking myself is "How can I peacefully live in a world full of females?"
There is no good woman. Probably 0.001% of the population but they are in some small town and get married early with their only teenage love.
And those of you with your mom jokes, I don't care anymore. Hurt comes from expectation. If you got no expectations, you can't get hurt.
Female = whore. That's universal truth. All females are whores for chad. All of em.
If something bad happened to her, I'd go mental.
But the truth is truth. Truth doesn’t care about your feelings. While some pretty boy is cuddling his teenage love, while some chad is getting milked by two stacies in some five star hotel in LA, some ugly virgin is roping himself, some poor mexican dude is getting his heart ripped out by the cartels. It’s all happening at the same time. Beautiful, isn't it?
Anyway. (Before I begin my mom is one of the most religious persons I know of)
During my college admission, me and my mom were waiting for someone at a cafe near the uni. I got a call from a friend and went to meet him for like 5 mins. When I came back, I saw her talking with a (you're right) 6ft+ tall dude, he was built like a tank and had a chadelite face.
My mom usually avoids small talk but that day she was unusually enthusiastic . She was talking the most. I just sat down near them. She started sharing like too much personal details. Where we live, my dad's workplace location, where her parents live. I was at awe!
I'm no dumbass. When a female is attracted to somebody, she gives signals and I saw too many signals that day.
After this conversation, I told her, "If this dude was a serial killer, it'd be hard to stop him with the amount of information you provided."
Her response was typical. "I got so carried away. Teehee!"
I no longer ask myself, "How can I get a girlfriend?"
The question I keep asking myself is "How can I peacefully live in a world full of females?"
There is no good woman. Probably 0.001% of the population but they are in some small town and get married early with their only teenage love.
And those of you with your mom jokes, I don't care anymore. Hurt comes from expectation. If you got no expectations, you can't get hurt.
Female = whore. That's universal truth. All females are whores for chad. All of em.