"Kerry
I used to cheat on my boyfriend like, every day."
"Sonny
I was with this guy my whole junior year of high school, so he took me to his senior prom. In New Jersey, you go to the shore for the whole weekend after, so I went with him there too.
He kept trying to have sex (we were both virgins), but I wouldn't let him because my shallow ass didn't want to lose my virginity to someone I didn't think was that hot. Instead, I wound up losing my virginity to this waaay hotter guy in my grade that weekend.
I snuck away from my current boyfriend twice so we could fuck. I broke the kid's heart. But was it WORTH IT to have such a beautiful face as the person who took my FLOWER!? Yes."