JFL All the escorts in my area are fat and old

[Stupid Clown]

I decided to look up some escort sites in my area out of boredom. LMAO. All the girls are fat, old or ugly. I kid you not. Almost every girl had celibate and was over 26. There were no 18-20 year old girls. There were barely any skinny girls. I completely lost my sexual appetite upon opening the site.


The funniest thing is they were all charging upwards of $300-600 for their mediocre bodies.

Yeah, uh... I'd rather stay a virgin than lose my virginity to some gross hag at nearly 1k. Flashlight or a doll is a better use of money.

 

[Penguin]

im sure they all are now

 

[Darth Aries]

Also you don’t want any diseases from their smelly blood and puss roast beef fish rotholes

 

[Stupid Clown]

Also you don’t want any diseases from their smelly blood and puss roast beef fish rotholes

Exactly. You could get warts from putting yourself in one of these filthy holes

 

[Darth Aries]

Exactly. You could get warts from putting yourself in one of these filthy holes

And even a realistic doll is superior because you always have it with you and it’s objectively better looking than these escorts

 

[Stupid Clown]

I'm glad I don't get rock hard at anything with a vagina like most men. Otherwise I'd be blowing so much cash on escorts

 

[Stupid Clown]

And even a realistic doll is superior because you always have it with you and it’s objectively better looking than these escorts

Agreed.

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

I decided to look up some escort sites in my area out of boredom. LMAO. All the girls are fat, old or ugly. I kid you not. Almost every girl had celibate and was over 26. There were no 18-20 year old girls. There were barely any skinny girls. I completely lost my sexual appetite upon opening the site.


The funniest thing is they were all charging upwards of $300-600 for their mediocre bodies.

Yeah, uh... I'd rather stay a virgin than lose my virginity to some gross hag at nearly 1k. Flashlight or a doll is a better use of money.

this is why I prefer dollmaxxing over escortmaxxing they charge way too much. If you want a 10/10 stacy she might charge you the same price as just buying a sex doll that looks like a 10/10 stacy

 

[Emba]

When you only get one client a week you'll still have to pay rent... Hence the high fees

 

[MasterHero]

Yeah I refuse to pay money to escorts. In my city, which is the most expensive in the states, ugly old escorts start at $500 and the good looking ones won't take less than $1000. I would rather stay KHHV than give my money to an old hag that would fuck Chad for free.

 

[Stupid Clown]

Yeah I refuse to pay money to escorts. In my city, which is the most expensive in the states, ugly old escorts start at $500 and the good looking ones won't take less than $1000. I would rather stay KHHV than give my money to an old hag that would fuck Chad for free.

It's days if not weeks of work for one hour of mediocre sex. It's ridiculous. Completely agree with you

When you only get one client a week you'll still have to pay rent... Hence the high fees

Possibly true

this is why I prefer dollmaxxing over escortmaxxing they charge way too much. If you want a 10/10 stacy she might charge you the same price as just buying a sex doll that looks like a 10/10 stacy

High IQ

 

[Celsior]

I also tried visiting escorts recently, and upon realizing they’re all in their 30s and late 20s, I felt legitimately disgusted (not a joke, I’m being serious). Imagine paying real money to worn out roastie hags.

 

[Kinkcel1]

I'd rather stay a virgin than lose my virginity to some gross hag at nearly 1k. Flashlight or a doll is a better use of money.

Based.

 

[Stupid Clown]

I also tried visiting escorts recently, and upon realizing they’re all in their 30s and late 20s, I felt legitimately disgusted (not a joke, I’m being serious). Imagine paying real money to worn out roastie hags.

This must be why reddit cucks claim anything under 25 is pedophilia.

 

[CuntHater]

Cheaper to fly to a 3rd world country and bang whores there for 20 bucks an hour.

 

[Orzmund]

Would you have sex with this escort?