Serious ALiens HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED ALIENS HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED ALIENS HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED LIFE ON OFHER OLANTS COMFORMED JUST NOW !!!!!!!!!

[VλREN]

Best-ever sign of life discovered on another planet could be sign aliens exist

"Decades from now, we may look back at this point in time and recognise it was when the living universe came within reach," said one of the scientists who worked on the ground-breaking discovery

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Grodd]

No aliens existing for your face

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

They're now 99.7% sure that there's life on a distant planet 124 light years away

That is far away

 

[VλREN]

No aliens existing for your face

DUDE THEY LITERALLY JUST CONFORMED A MINUTE AGO THAT THEIR IS LIFE IN THE PLANET

WERE LIVING IN HISTORY RN

 

[VλREN]

That is far away

I can walk there in a few weeks

 

[wereq]

No aliens existing for your face

 

[PersonalityChad]

Lifefuel, hopefully there are big titty alien bitches there we can ascend with

 

[Grodd]

DUDE THEY LITERALLY JUST CONFORMED A MINUTE AGO THAT THEIR IS LIFE IN THE PLANET

WERE LIVING IN HISTORY RN

 

[fullofchagrin]

Best-ever sign of life discovered on another planet could be sign aliens exist

"Decades from now, we may look back at this point in time and recognise it was when the living universe came within reach," said one of the scientists who worked on the ground-breaking discovery

www.mirror.co.uk

Clickbait article.

A Comprehensive Reanalysis of K2-18 b's JWST NIRISS+NIRSpec Transmission Spectrum

Sub-Neptunes are the most common type of planet in our galaxy. Interior structure models suggest that the coldest sub-Neptunes could host liquid water oceans underneath their hydrogen envelopes - sometimes called 'hycean' planets. JWST transmission spectra of the $\sim$ 250 K sub-Neptune K2-18 b...

arxiv.org

The same group has been spewing about life on that planet for a while and have been debunked before

https://www.science.org/content/article/what-presumed-sign-life-doing-dead-comet

The same molecules were found on a (lifeless) comet.

 

[Grodd]

If you read into it

This suggests the planet may be teeming with microbial life, the researchers said. They stressed, however, that they are not announcing the discovery of actual living organisms but rather a possible biosignature - an indicator of a biological process

So it's basically micro life it's still fairly significant discovery but it's nothing like ET

 

[Scatius Deletus]

dnr

 

[fullofchagrin]

If you read into it

This suggests the planet may be teeming with microbial life, the researchers said. They stressed, however, that they are not announcing the discovery of actual living organisms but rather a possible biosignature - an indicator of a biological process

So it's basically micro life it's still fairly significant discovery but it's nothing like ET

No that would definitely be an extremely significant discovery but it's fake

 

[wereq]

Lifefuel, hopefully there are big titty alien bitches there we can ascend with

Alien foids don't want incels.

 

[Grodd]

No that would definitely be an extremely significant discovery but it's fake

Nothing ever happens proven to be true again

 

[Poopless One]

I want a cool alien ray gun to shoot niggers with.

 

[based_meme]

dnr

HIgh IQ. Not worth reading.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Alien foids don't want incels.

Cope, alien stacies are irresistibly attracted to human incels

 

[based_meme]

Cope, alien stacies are irresistibly attracted to human incels

Imagine, though. Imagine being the chads to the alien females.

 

[manletcel1488]

Until they start moving here and I actually have to exist next to them I don't care.

 

[manletcel1488]

Imagine, though. Imagine being the chads to the alien females.

If aliens do exist and we could actually meet them somehow there are still likely universal beauty standards and we'd still probably be ugly.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Imagine, though. Imagine being the chads to the alien females.

 

[Friezacel]

At best that "life" they discovered will be just some bacteria

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Aliens = demons
Space = fake

 

[UglyVirgin]

Nothing ever happens

 

[Argiecel]

Just imagine for a second. Young fertile alien cat girls with huge titties, fat asses and thin waists. They outnumber the men 5 to 1. They all come to earth in droves in high tech alienships for one single purpose: reproduction. So many to choose from, they're all trad and not picky in the slightest, they just fuck any guy that's willing to bang them.
Imagine the outrage, the SEETHE that it'll cause in foids once they realize 99% of men would choose to settle with a superior being rather than some used up entitled slut. They'd start to lower their standards, lose weight, etc in a desperate attempt to reel men into a shitty ass relationship, all in vain. Men would become the gatekeepers of sex and our cum would be valuable regardless of our genetic quality.
It'd be glorious, shame it'll never happen tho

 

[PersonalityChad]

It'd be glorious, shame it'll never happen tho

A man can dream

 

[DarkStar]

Aliens = demons
Space = fake

Can you elaborate? I've heard some theories on this before and find it interesting

At best that "life" they discovered will be just some bacteria

True, but knowing my autistic self I will probably hyper fixate upon it heavily; I will legit study the bacteria

Lifefuel, hopefully there are big titty alien bitches there we can ascend with

Cope, alien stacies are irresistibly attracted to human incels

 

[coping_manlet]

I

If you read into it

This suggests the planet may be teeming with microbial life, the researchers said. They stressed, however, that they are not announcing the discovery of actual living organisms but rather a possible biosignature - an indicator of a biological process

So it's basically micro life it's still fairly significant discovery but it's nothing like ET

yeah I bet there’s thousands of planets in the Milky Way with low level single cellular life forms like amoebas and algae scum. Doesn’t mean anything though

90% of the history of organisms on earth is just single cellular life forms and pond scum

The fact the amoebas on earth managed to evolve into complex multi cellular life forms is like a one in a million dice roll, let alone having those multicellular life forms become intelligent like us humans

If there are any other intelligent beings in the milky way there’s maybe 1-2 other species and they’re deep in the stretches of the galaxy, far from us, with millions of lifeless, or pond scum inhabited, star systems between

 

[VλREN]

Just imagine for a second. Young fertile alien cat girls with huge titties, fat asses and thin waists. They outnumber the men 5 to 1. They all come to earth in droves in high tech alienships for one single purpose: reproduction. So many to choose from, they're all trad and not picky in the slightest, they just fuck any guy that's willing to bang them.
Imagine the outrage, the SEETHE that it'll cause in foids once they realize 99% of men would choose to settle with a superior being rather than some used up entitled slut. They'd start to lower their standards, lose weight, etc in a desperate attempt to reel men into a shitty ass relationship, all in vain. Men would become the gatekeepers of sex and our cum would be valuable regardless of our genetic quality.
It'd be glorious, shame it'll never happen tho

Win the twisted metal tournament this year and ask my nigga calypso for it

 

[Corvus]

fake news

 

[psyop]

About as real as the (((moon landing)))

 

[VλREN]

About as real as the (((moon landing)))

What’s that?

 

[Quoj]

They've been hiding it for decades tbh. In this case it's probably only bacteria but interesting nonetheless.

 

[psyop]

At best that "life" they discovered will be just some bacteria

So when it’s minuscule bacteria 100 million miles away it’s considered life but a human fetus that has its own DNA isn’t granted the same recognition.

Peak normie IQ

 

[psyop]

What’s that?

CGI fed to the goyim

 

[VλREN]

So when it’s minuscule bacteria 100 million miles away it’s considered life but a human fetus that has its own DNA isn’t granted the same recognition.

Peak normie IQ

 

[Emba]

Aliens = demons = dimensional
Space = fake & gay

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Can you elaborate? I've heard some theories on this before and find it interesting

Yes, if I have progressed with my withdrawal/rehabilitation.

 

[Paladin]

I will geomax to space and ascend with alien pussy

 

[starcrapoo]

124 light years away lmao

we'll be there in 1000+ years

our idea of advanced alien life is that they have to be technological civilizations which is wrong imo

consciousness is central and all that really matters

my guess is that advanced aliens have what we humans view as psychic powers

 

[glutty]

le alien

 

[VλREN]

124 light years away lmao

we'll be there in 1000+ years

And yet they somehow know what chemicals are in its atmosphere

Yeah totally possible IT JUST IS OK!!

 

[Drekavac]

hopefully they come to earth and kill us all

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

I'm an alien

 

[Clavicus Vile]

I want an alien gf.

 

[Leon98]

I'm an alien

 

[Brainy]

No aliens existing for your face

 

[PersonalityChad]

View: https://youtu.be/j7wOpJmGkmA

Tldw: nothing evER happens

 

[Zetta]

>124 light years

 

[guessthatsit]

Chad only