3.5/10
Bad sides:
Also its female.
There is this satirical horror channel Life of Luxury. On that channel, these guys thought that monster drinking like a mosquito or worm the nutrients inside your body is a way of feeding themselves.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCQJo6Q2CqM&t=1143s
This monster in Romulus, does the same shit with its mom after she refuses to feed it.
Caile Spaeny...Who herself looks like...A middle school girl which is 30 years old and lived a true rape fantasy playing Priscilla Presley for which she will be glad for for the next years until she is teamed up with another chad actor. Idk how to describe her in any other way but that. She is uncanny when you look at her face honestly, she mimics a shy mtb or htb and then just poof, she has a lobotomised stare in some of her pictures.
Also, my own take in this, she was most likely chosen becouse she looks like a girl compared to this lanky human xenomoprh so that foids can have bestiality fantasies and draw monster hentai with it in the main role.
Oh and the brother of the pregnant foid is the one who likes her in the movie, Archie Renaux, what if Cristiano Ronalda had a HAPA knock-off?
Good sides:
Vibes be ok sometimes.
Ok foids
Lil bit uglier then typically men so good for us, good pressure on foids.
Alien Isolation refference with the way the aliens build their biomechanical infrastructure on human walls.
I liked the use of AI to bring back the the character of the dude who played the original doctor android.
Made in this retro style to connect with the original alien trilogy.
Bad sides:
- One third of this movie, is nothing from the very beginning. NOTHING. Honest to God venting of some regulars about life, about some corny everyday stuff.
- Typical dystopia everywhere, overused, dark gloomy everything at night. Like a bad game with shit graphics hidden with low lightness levels tbh
- Plot of the people and their motivation of ending up on a ship with the aliens in question is a copy of the Calisto protocol and mirrors it. Rather then to get stuff on the moon like in calisto, you get stuff out for your own fucking benefit.
- The romance, if there even is any honestly, is exactly that, not there.
- Typical insanity standards beetwen men and women. The main actress is a petite lil middle school girl with a very tall fucking normie as the dude who likes her.
- The xenomorphs are awful. Dude. This monster is not scary. Its dangerous, but not scary. They kill it without effort with a GUN. The main problem is its blood biting through metal not to destroy the ship by making a hole in outer space and setting off an explosion through depressuration.
- The butch lesbian looking hyper masc female asian foid from the thumbnail, gets her screen time for like 7 minutes total, and is deepthroating and getting the seed of the xenomorph "hand thingy" pumped down her slutty throat for like a solid minute and then it gets away. The thumbnail scene, and the person used in it, get almost no signifiance other then she dies first. The thumbnail of the movie is LITERALLY clickbait. No more impregnation fantasy through the mouth scenes sadly.
- Speaking of pregnancy do you guys know this image advertising for abortion with the alien inside of the womb? This meme trope is used in this movie. One of the foids is pregnant, and the protagonists shoot her up with ideal DNA changing serum to improve humanity (the kids there were forced to get it back for the company) which makes you a mutant after a while. So, the bitch doesn't get the serum in her (she was hurt), rather it gets absorved by her fetus, and it evolves INSTANTLY inside her as some 7'1 to be monster (this is what women will do in the fututre too btw, they will ask for a vaccine made to kill fetuses who have low height genes I'm telling you) with the typical talk to get the thing away from her. Said foid was a character who got pregant with some jackass and asshole as she told herself.
Also its female.
There is this satirical horror channel Life of Luxury. On that channel, these guys thought that monster drinking like a mosquito or worm the nutrients inside your body is a way of feeding themselves.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCQJo6Q2CqM&t=1143s
This monster in Romulus, does the same shit with its mom after she refuses to feed it.
Caile Spaeny...Who herself looks like...A middle school girl which is 30 years old and lived a true rape fantasy playing Priscilla Presley for which she will be glad for for the next years until she is teamed up with another chad actor. Idk how to describe her in any other way but that. She is uncanny when you look at her face honestly, she mimics a shy mtb or htb and then just poof, she has a lobotomised stare in some of her pictures.
Also, my own take in this, she was most likely chosen becouse she looks like a girl compared to this lanky human xenomoprh so that foids can have bestiality fantasies and draw monster hentai with it in the main role.
Oh and the brother of the pregnant foid is the one who likes her in the movie, Archie Renaux, what if Cristiano Ronalda had a HAPA knock-off?
Good sides:
Vibes be ok sometimes.
Ok foids
Lil bit uglier then typically men so good for us, good pressure on foids.
Alien Isolation refference with the way the aliens build their biomechanical infrastructure on human walls.
I liked the use of AI to bring back the the character of the dude who played the original doctor android.
Made in this retro style to connect with the original alien trilogy.
