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Alcohol is my gf

copemaxx9002

copemaxx9002

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Alcohol is my replacement for not having a gf
>Makes me happy
>Helps me not hate myself
>Helps me jerk off.
 
Alcohol is my replacement for not having a gf
>Makes me happy
>Helps me not hate myself
>Helps me jerk off.
alcohol is my best bud as well. cheers brother.
 
It's like piss urine
I call it alcohol
Rub it on my body
Smell like doo doo
I want a white woman but I'll never get her
It is over time to get some ***
 
Galileo says that mathematics is the language that writes the universe, for me alcohol is the language that writes humanity
 
Drinking some Whiskey & Coke rn
 
I'm the reason alcohol bottle openings are as small as they are. The alcohol industry knows that if they were wider, i'd totally fuck a bottle of vodka.
 
@FinnCel moment
He's not wrong
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