Blackpill Aladdin and Djinn

[govnyaker]

Remember how Genie told Aladdin that he can do whatever 3 wishes he has EXCEPT turning someone to love him.
Well, it is actually very simple, just have a wish to be 9/10 in looks and every foid will autolove you.
This fairy tale was made-up during pre-blackpill era obviously.

 

[Subhuman100]

Yeah I wonder why he didn't ask to be turned into a Chad kek
Someone should re-write the story in a modern day setting with an incel protagonist

 

[Mainländer]

Maybe the genie knew romantic, attraction-based "love" is not really love. But I doubt this was the case, it's just bluepill indeed, most likely.

 

[Med Amine]

This fairy tale was made-up during pre-blackpill era obviously.

 

[depressedblackcel]

3 wishes,
1) become a 10/10,
2) have a long healthy life
3) Go to heaven after death (for religiouscels)
If you're not religious you dont even need a third wish. Money isnt a wish cause as a 10/10 youll be rich anyways. Don't worry about burns/disfigurment cause you've wished to be healthy. Love youll get just by your looks, same with respect. Youll succeed with your looks, its that easy.

This fairy tale was made-up during pre-blackpill era obviously.

yes. Also, no social media so the women had to pick the men in their area, not going and swiping chads within a 1000 mile radius.