Serious After i die i want to be eaten by wildlife.

[Deleted member 34074]

I smoke 3 packs of cigs each day when i have enough money for it,I dont know if im going to die this year,this month or this day,I dont care,But i hate the idea to be buried in a fucking graveyard,I hate humans in life,i dont want to be near them in death.

So i think...after i notice an organ failure or something im going to GTFO from soyciety and camp in the wilderness til i die,Sounds better than being trapped with normies in a graveyard forever.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Or be left floating forever in outer space.

 

[Deleted member 34074]

Or be left floating forever in outer space.

Thats my biggest fantasy,Leaving this shit planet dead or alive.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Thats my biggest fantasy,Leaving this shit planet dead or alive.

 

[Cyrrow]

you get no replies like you get bitches.

 

[Deleted member 34074]

you get no replies like you get bitches.

please dont bully me.

 

[SoloAlex]

 

[Speed]

Use my decaying corpse to fertilize a tree or burn me into ashes so I can haunt them niggas for eternity.

 

[Animecel2D]

What about if somebody stumbles upon your body, notifies the authorities, and then they move you to the graveyard before the wildlife can completely consume you?

 

[Deleted member 33853]

Good, I hope you do ASAP before you try fucking an innocent horse

 

[Deleted member 34074]

What about if somebody stumbles upon your body, notifies the authorities, and then they move you to the graveyard before the wildlife can completely consume you?

That would suck...

Good, I hope you do ASAP before you try fucking an innocent horse

Bruh,Stop,Ill do whatever the fuck i want even if you like it or not,You sound like a SJW soyboy.

 

[Deleted member 33853]

That would suck...


Bruh,Stop,Ill do whatever the fuck i want even if you like it or not,You sound like a SJW soyboy.

Please kill yourself.

 

[Animecel2D]

That would suck...

Yeah, but I reckon you’ll be fine so long as you pick a good spot to lay down and die. There‘s no way you’d be that unlucky that someone would find your body when you’re in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Deleted member 34074]

Please kill yourself.

No U.

Yeah, but I reckon you’ll be fine so long as you pick a good spot to lay down and die. There‘s no way you’d be that unlucky that someone would find your body when you’re in the middle of nowhere.

I know,But i always had a shit luck,So i must be extra careful.

 

[SneakPower611]

 

[Deleted member 34074]

Yep,thats what i want,Til only my bones remain.

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Based enlightenedcel trait. Reminds of the giga based philosopher Diogenes who expressed it similarly.

From his wiki article:

"When asked how he wished to be buried, he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall so wild animals could feast on his body. When asked if he minded this, he said, "Not at all, as long as you provide me with a stick to chase the creatures away!" When asked how he could use the stick since he would lack awareness, he replied: "If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead?"[37

 

[HeroinNihilism]

Punch a bear in the face

 

[Deleted member 34074]

Punch a bear in the face

No grizzly bears in mexico,Just black bears.

 

[tanfeo]

Then someone finds you and they will burry you between a feminist and a gay who died from aids.

 

[Deleted member 34074]

Then someone finds you and they will burry you between a feminist and a gay who died from aids.

Dang,I guess ill have to pay someone to burn me to ashes with gasoline after i die.

 

[Emba]

Get in line bub

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Lol

 

[Nomenklatura]

Honestly you would probably just kill a poor animal with your disgusting body