Serious (advice) My gigachad cousin got thrown out by his parents. He wants to move in but I don't want him here

[SmugMohito]

I don't know what he did but he got thrown out by his parents and his girlfriend's dad refuses to let him near her since he knocked her up.


I hate Chads just as much as I hate western women. I have the house all to myself for the rest of the month and half of December so this decision is mine and mine alone.


For now he's sleeping on the couch. Give me one reason why I shouldn't throw his ass out.

 

[masterwizard]

Just be up front about your desire for women, if he really is chad then you can halo off his looks to get laid. They will fuck you just for a chance with him. But he needs to be genuinely in on the plan and selling it to foids.

 

[PaulSmenis]

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be kept up at night by the sound of him banging a screaming whore either.

Still, he is a male, and not a female. At least at that level, sympathy may be warranted.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Because he’s family...
Because he might help you down the road...
Because it makes you feel good to help someone in need...



There’s no valid reason, OP.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Don't let him push you around. For once, you have the leverage over him.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Throw him out, you shouldnt have to endure his chaddy existence every single day. Once a year on family holiday is enough suicide fuel as it is

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

He's going to bring foids to your home and he's going to fuck them while you'll have no option but to hear them from the beginning to end,orgasms included.

 

[SmugMohito]

Because he’s family...

Don't care about that. I'd literally throw him out myself if he didn't outweigh me so much

Because he might help you down the road...

Hasn't helped me yet. This is the first time I've seen him in years

Because it makes you feel good to help someone in need...

Nope. Never has and never will.

 

[Insomniac]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't throw his ass out.

 

[rabitter]

Tell him to open to hit up a Tinderella - I'm sure the Tinder thots won't mind Chad sleeping on their couch for a few days.

 

[iblamemyself]

Too risky. The suicidefuel he could bring to you would be too much. Chad out.

 

[Incellectual]

Hasn't helped me yet. This is the first time I've seen him in years

You have leverage over him now. The trick is to slightly threaten him with kicking him out without really saying it. That way he'll feel like he's on thin ice and will want to please you in order to get cut some slack.

 

[SmugMohito]

I have thought of the possibility of having a Chad for a wing man but it all ends up the same.

• I tell Chad
• He complies
• We go to the mall to search for women
• They're all over him while barely paying attention to me
• We get home and he'll act like he still cares about my virginity
• Convinces me to pay for Pizza
• After that I wait in the living room while he "convinces" one of the girls
• The sex sounds make me cry myself to sleep
• When I wake up both the girls are gone and I have to explain the mess in whichever room they used to my parents when they come back

I've had several dreams about this and I don't intend to make it a reality.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Your anger is misplaced. Your cousin never did anything to warrant your anger.

 

[Permafrost]

Has he ever been nice to you in the past? What was your relationship like before he needed a place to crash? Why did his parents throw him out?

 

[TheRealChincel]

Don't care about that. I'd literally throw him out myself if he didn't outweigh me so much


Hasn't helped me yet. This is the first time I've seen him in years


Nope. Never has and never will.

That surprises me...not at all. So much for those normie reasons.

 

[Michael15651]

Just be up front about your desire for women, if he really is chad then you can halo off his looks to get laid. They will fuck you just for a chance with him. But he needs to be genuinely in on the plan and selling it to foids.

This.

 

[SmugMohito]

Your anger is misplaced. Your cousin never did anything to warrant your anger.

He never cared about my virginity or the lack of love in my life yet has the nerve to use me as some bed and breakfast.

Has he ever been nice to you in the past? What was your relationship like before he needed a place to crash?

Indifference. We were pretty much strangers until I turned 11 and then we were just kind of friends but not really.

Why did his parents throw him out?

I still don't know that. I'll ask when he wakes up.

 

[FrothySolutions]

He never cared about my virginity or the lack of love in my life yet has the nerve to use me as some bed and breakfast.

So you came to him in need, and he turned you away?

 

[SmugMohito]

So you came to him in need, and he turned you away?

It didn't feel necessary. All these gigachads think the same. It would be a waste of breath.

 

[FrothySolutions]

It didn't feel necessary. All these gigachads think the same. It would be a waste of breath.

So he didn't help you because you never asked, but you wanna turn him away because you're like "Where were you when I needed you?"

 

[SmugMohito]

So he didn't help you because you never asked, but you wanna turn him away because you're like "Where were you when I needed you?"

Living with the embodiment of everything I've wanted and more is hell. An inescapable and wickedly degenerate kind of hell that feels like a stab in the soul. My biggest fret about this is he might invite girls over (despite having a girlfriend) and make me listen to him having sex with them while I writhe in agony and terror.

 

[blackcel]

I would take him in, but tell him absolutely no girls in the house and he has 2 months to get a job. If he fails back onto the street with him. If he brings one girl over, he gets kicked out. Doesn't even matter if they fuck or not, as soon as one of his fuck toys crosses the threshold of the front door he is kicked out.

I'd also draft up a contract and make him sign it so it is legally binding and I could call the cops on him if I wanted to.

 

[ihaveno1]

Throw him out, you shouldnt have to endure his chaddy existence every single day. Once a year on family holiday is enough suicide fuel as it is

 

[Grotesque]

There's no reason. He is human and you are not. He would spit on you if the roles were reversed.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Tell him he can only stay if he gets you laid and see what he can pull off. If he's giga enough he should be able to convince some foids to fuck you just to make him happy. Take what you can get. Don't be too proud. Sex is sex.

 

[nxdismycope]

no need to be an asshole just cuz he's chad. if he wont cause any problem, let him stay.
maybe he can help you to have sex with a drunk foid

 

[FrothySolutions]

Living with the embodiment of everything I've wanted and more is hell. An inescapable and wickedly degenerate kind of hell that feels like a stab in the soul. My biggest fret about this is he might invite girls over (despite having a girlfriend) and make me listen to him having sex with them while I writhe in agony and terror.

If you're not angry with him, and it's just fear that you'll hear his sex, tell him this.

 

[SmugMohito]

It's not just a pride thing or (mostly) the fact that I can't get laid. I feel like I legitimately might go insane and have a mental meltdown if he pulls a georgia rogers on me.

I've been prone to mini chimp outs because of my loneliness before but it was just on objects and because of amateur porn. Having sex so close to me but getting none of it at all will make me enraged.

 

[starystulejarz]

He's going to bring foids to your home and he's going to fuck them while you'll have no option but to hear them from the beginning to end,orgasms included.

 

[SmugMohito]

He woke up and we had a talk.

Him thinking with his crotch is what got him kicked out in the first place so he's not gonna make me kill myself by having sex with pretty women. Since he's no problem to me without women I've agreed to let him stay as long as he pleases. He just has to help with some cooking and cleaning.

As for the wing man deal? I haven't got to that yet. I'm looking a little rough from the neck up. My face is all broken out and my teeth are yellow. I want to look presentable enough before I even think of asking for it.

 

[Father_Gascoigne]

Throw him out, you shouldnt have to endure his chaddy existence every single day. Once a year on family holiday is enough suicide fuel as it is

 

[Permafrost]

Tell him he can only stay if he gets you laid and see what he can pull off. If he's giga enough he should be able to convince some foids to fuck you just to make him happy. Take what you can get. Don't be too proud. Sex is sex.

Yes. I think you should take your chance actually. Yolo.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

He woke up and we had a talk.

Him thinking with his crotch is what got him kicked out in the first place so he's not gonna make me kill myself by having sex with pretty women. Since he's no problem to me without women I've agreed to let him stay as long as he pleases. He just has to help with some cooking and cleaning.

As for the wing man deal? I haven't got to that yet. I'm looking a little rough from the neck up. My face is all broken out and my teeth are yellow. I want to look presentable enough before I even think of asking for it.

Be careful. That's a slippery slope. You can spend your whole life thinking you want to wait until you're just a bit better looking or fix this or that. And you know what will happen? While you're busy whitening your teeth your hair will start to fall out. Or you'll get fatter. Or age will wear you down. Time is a losing battle and you will likely never be good looking enough to meet women's standards. The low inhib and smart approach is to have no regrets and just try every step of the way.

Your youth or what remains of it will likely pass faster than you realize while you try to make "improvements."

 

[Deleted member 7438]

Make him pay you you fucking mong

 

[SmugMohito]

Be careful. That's a slippery slope. You can spend your whole life thinking you want to wait until you're just a bit better looking or fix this or that. And you know what will happen? While you're busy whitening your teeth your hair will start to fall out. Or you'll get fatter. Or age will wear you down. Time is a losing battle and you will likely never be good looking enough to meet women's standards. The low inhib and smart approach is to have no regrets and just try every step of the way.

Your youth or what remains of it will likely spas you faster than you realize while you try to make "improvements."

It's not like I'm getting a full expensive make over. I'm just getting the acne off, it would take two weeks at the most. I can't even look myself i the mirror without noticing it.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

It's not like I'm getting a full expensive make over. I'm just getting the acne off, it would take two weeks at the most. I can't even look myself i the mirror without noticing it.

Okay well then hurry up and don't pussy out. This will likely be one of if not the best opportunities for you to get laid in your life. Likely never again will you have this much leverage over a gigachad. And gigas can get women to do anything they want.

 

[Deleted member 15292]

Just be up front about your desire for women, if he really is chad then you can halo off his looks to get laid. They will fuck you just for a chance with him. But he needs to be genuinely in on the plan and selling it to foids.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

My biggest fret about this is he might invite girls over (despite having a girlfriend) and make me listen to him having sex with them while I writhe in agony and terror.

This was one of the factors that tipped ER over the edge. Hearing a family member having sex in proximity.

For your own good, get him the fuck out of your house.

 

[SmugMohito]

Update: He seems pretty cool. His girlfriend did call but he showed consideration. He denied her coming over and even offered to take the phone call outside.

I still hate him but maybe all Chads aren't bad.