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Serious Advice for mentalcels. Don't even bother jestermaxxxing towards the girl you like. It never ends well.

iRespectproudweeb

iRespectproudweeb

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This is especially targeted towards all of y'all underage lurkers/users, since I know for a fact you are here.

Jestermaxxxin' is one of the worst things you can do in an attempt to ascend when you lack all other options, due to not having any other social skills whatsoever. You may think it is an option that will at least give you a chance, but I promise you it is not. Relying on a one trick pony to constantly appease the foidlet's attention span is not only futile, but irrational. She will more than likely laugh at you, instead of with you, in the long run. And not because you weren't funny in the first place, which don't get me wrong, when you are desperate for some puss puss, you will go into overdrive to consistently scheme of ways that will make her laugh, but because as time goes on, your mental illness of choice will become more and more apparent to her. Your behavioral traits will quickly become her source of lulz, and if you are an aspie who is unable to read the room, you won't even know until it is too late.

But it won't just end there. Being as impulsive as you already were, if you didn't degrade yourself already by being pinned to individually reel in the love of your life all by yourself, you will soon partake in another humiliation ritual.

Listen, do you know any friends or acquaintances of your crush that you know or at least know of? They might know her more than you do, maybe try to involve them with your socialization the next time you are with her. You will be so desperate, you will fall for this trap. 9 times out of 10, these people will not help you. In fact, they will likely aid in your destruction by making the decision to get a rise out of embarrassing you in front of her, and you will continue the shame, because you believe jestermaxing is the solution. This is not the way at all. This is "jestermaxing", the incel term at its most infamous example. You will go to hell and back and fuel every single last non NT trait into your stunts in a desperate bid to ascend, only for her to throw you away like a piece of garbage when she no longer has a use for you. And then you will wish you were dead.



My personal experience? Encountered a very cute girl from a neighboring high school that I fell in love with very fast. I thought all the people that surrounded her were my friends, and so I relied on them to help me succeed in scooping her up as my girlfriend. They quickly noticed I was a bit slow, and wasted no time in making sure I would look as stupid as possible in front of her for their max LULZ. And here I am 7 years later after the ordeal, rotting in my bedroom, collecting NEETbux from the trauma. Don't be like me. I know exactly how appealing it might be to try to capitalize on your so-called "talent". Do not make my mistake.
 
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Was never going to so in the first place. It's fucking over.
 
I never jestermaxxed at all. Not in my entire life because I knew it was pointless and humiliating without any benefit
 
Never pick the pencil eraser from the ground up and Gibs to hER.

The first error.

*Spit at it instead.
 
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never was a problem for me, I'm too high inhib to even try. Instead I ended up silencemaxxing
 
You lucked out. If you went the opposite route, you would had probably went down my dark path.
Yeah, I just went down the path of giving up on social stuff and giving 100% to my hobbies. In a way my hobbies act as a replacement for social stuff. I get as close to my cars as most would be to an extremely close friend.
 
You lucked out. If you went the opposite route, you would had probably went down my dark path.
Not like it matters, the few times in my life I did feel comfortable enough to say more than the bare minimum it always lead to me getting ostracized and people conspiring to destroy all of my connections and even have me arrested despite no crime ever having been committed.
 
Yeah, I just went down the path of giving up on social stuff and giving 100% to my hobbies. In a way my hobbies act as a replacement for social stuff. I get as close to my cars as most would be to an extremely close friend.
Hobbies usually don't have an expiration date. Unlike friends in high school.
 

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