Accidently showed my true side at the store today

[Iamthesui]

So this weekend was supposed to be a LDAR weekend, but I needed food for the week. At the checkout an old bag commented on the bacon I had (48 oz package) saying, "That much bacon will kill a young man like you quickly you know" or something along those lines.
Out of my subconscious I say "That's the plan" without missing a beat and she just looked at me and turned away. Got a chuckle out of it myself so just thought I'd share

 

[Hunter]

fucking normshits

 

[everythingislava]

Thanks for sharing, made me smirk.

 

[EthnicelNL]

High iq reply.

 

[Indari]

nice

 

[Moustachcel]

Larp

 

[Iamthesui]

Thanks for sharing, made me smirk.

Larp

Me? How?

 

[everythingislava]

Me? How?

You don't have to justify everything you say btw. Just ignore

 

[Iamthesui]

You don't have to justify everything you say btw. Just ignore

Got nothing else going on. Might as well see what they have to say

 

[Deleted member 7573]

 

[Zesto]

bacon

I could never eat literal western pig food.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Smooth

 

[cope_over_rope]

Pretty funny tbh and what business of hers is it what quantity of bacon you consume. It’s not like it’s a zero nutrition non-food like chocolate or something. Maybe she’s unmarried and so has to just nag random strangers instead.

 

[StaroRavager]

Smooth