Accidentally sitting on toilet in women's bathroom and.......

[maynarde]

I was pooping loudly and the next stall opened and she sat down wearing hi heels

I had on men's work boots

She said are you in wrong john

I farted one last time, wiped and left without responding

What should I have said?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

"How dare you assume my gender"

 

[ProudIncelistani]

If you're not LARPing, it's beyond monumentally over for you. How did you get in the women's anyway?!

"How dare you assume my gender"

 

[Gunslinger]

You should have Grunted really loudly. Like a cough

 

[Ritalincel]

hot

 

[maynarde]

"How dare you assume my gender"

Lol

 

[Deleted member 2119]

"How dare you assume my gender"

Thanks for making me laugh

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Thanks for making me laugh

Anytime friendo

 

[ProudIncelistani]

hot

????

 

[Figthcel]

Well done.

Should have said something creepy.

 

[maynarde]

In this culture you can do jail for being in wrong bathroom

So I left in a hurry

I did a quick wipe but I felt like a wet sock in a fat pie

Did not wash hands

Lady thought I was a walking peeved Kerri dish of disease

No doubt I smelt like Bob Marley's dreads

No jail time

Wow. I forgot to flush too

 

[uglylifematters]

"How dare you assume my gender"

10/10 response

 

[Gremlincel]

People look at each others footware while going to the toilet? Thats fucked up.
JFL at ever using public bathrooms. Not me, nope. Not never. Ain't happening.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

I did a quick wipe but I felt like a wet sock in a fat pie

 

[Ritalincel]

Wow. I forgot to flush too

Did not wash hands

 

[Anger]

Rape her.

 

[Akkadian]

Should have said "stfu am beating my meat"

 

[Existentialcel]

"How dare you assume my gender"

 

[maynarde]

Should have said "stfu am beating my meat"

Incel toilet Celcope

 

[stuttercel]

"How dare you assume my gender"

 

[Deleted member 265]

People look at each others footware while going to the toilet? Thats fucked up.
JFL at ever using public bathrooms. Not me, nope. Not never. Ain't happening.

 

[maynarde]

Coulda said......

Hand me a tampon

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

"the other one was full sorry lass but 'ave got to go"

 

[SirIncel]

"How dare you assume my gender"

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

hey are those steel toe!

 

[blackcel]

I shit in the women's bathroom at work all the time. There are mostly males at my workplace so that bathroom is usually empty so I can let out the nastiest of shits without anyone ever noticing. Also if I have hemmeroid problems I could wet the toilet paper at the sink for more soothing wipeage. It is bliss.

This summer has been taxing because there were a lot of female interns, but I sabatoged the soap dispenser so that it would spray everywhere. This caused them all to hate going to that bathroom, which allowed me to keep my sanctuary for myself.