I am so fucking happy today that my dad asked me to go fill out his car with money for his truck so let me summarise the story really quick.
I pulled up at the gas station to fill up my truck with a few gallons of gas with it before he goes on a long business trip so I start driving home, 5 minutes in I see someone's hand waving frantically in the break down lane, and with me being a decent human being I pull over and see if I can help out and get back to doing what I was doing like LDARing all day. Person steps out the car and what are the odds?
It's one of the girls from my school that brutally rejected me when I asked her out (I don't care that I got rejected, I care that she she rediculed me and went around school starting up drama saying "BJRGAMINGGOD" asked me out, gross!") and she looks away from my face in shock before putting on a smile so fucking fake it makes the shit posted about Trump real.
She tells me that her battery that her battery died out and every time she cranks the car it sperges out and shit. (Im not no fucking expert on car but her main lights would trigger on and off every time she tried to start the car before the car shits itself and gives up.) She then asked me did I have a pair of jumper cables and I did and I would be able to help her with the car.
Jokes on her, I get back in and crank the truck up and then she starts getting all confused and shit.
Honestly if she didnt act like such as bitch when she freaked out when I asked her out I Would have helped her. One comment she made struck out to me
"You are acting like a virgin (This is HS by the way) man-child you weirdo, Your not entilted to me being your girlfriend." and I smile.
I repeat what she said but twisted the words
"You are acting like a slutty cum-dumpster you whore, your not entitled to my battery power." before I speed off and I genuinly feel happy, I haven't laughed in a long damn time.
This best part is Inceltears will have to agree on me with this.
No one is entitled to sex, no one needs it to live.-> No one is entitled to driving, no one needs it to live.
Honestly if only she was a decent human being I woud have helped her, she also needs to work on her personality and read several books with strong male protaginists.
I pulled up at the gas station to fill up my truck with a few gallons of gas with it before he goes on a long business trip so I start driving home, 5 minutes in I see someone's hand waving frantically in the break down lane, and with me being a decent human being I pull over and see if I can help out and get back to doing what I was doing like LDARing all day. Person steps out the car and what are the odds?
It's one of the girls from my school that brutally rejected me when I asked her out (I don't care that I got rejected, I care that she she rediculed me and went around school starting up drama saying "BJRGAMINGGOD" asked me out, gross!") and she looks away from my face in shock before putting on a smile so fucking fake it makes the shit posted about Trump real.
She tells me that her battery that her battery died out and every time she cranks the car it sperges out and shit. (Im not no fucking expert on car but her main lights would trigger on and off every time she tried to start the car before the car shits itself and gives up.) She then asked me did I have a pair of jumper cables and I did and I would be able to help her with the car.
Jokes on her, I get back in and crank the truck up and then she starts getting all confused and shit.
Honestly if she didnt act like such as bitch when she freaked out when I asked her out I Would have helped her. One comment she made struck out to me
"You are acting like a virgin (This is HS by the way) man-child you weirdo, Your not entilted to me being your girlfriend." and I smile.
I repeat what she said but twisted the words
"You are acting like a slutty cum-dumpster you whore, your not entitled to my battery power." before I speed off and I genuinly feel happy, I haven't laughed in a long damn time.
This best part is Inceltears will have to agree on me with this.
No one is entitled to sex, no one needs it to live.-> No one is entitled to driving, no one needs it to live.
Honestly if only she was a decent human being I woud have helped her, she also needs to work on her personality and read several books with strong male protaginists.
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