SuicideFuel A woman just beat me up with a fire extinguisher for picking her pen up

[Marxcel]

We were doing a stupid english class for some extra credits n shit here at my college. Theres this femoid who goes to the same class than I do and tends to be normally cool, but also laugh and speak shit behind my back rarely... Didnt expect what would happen later.

I was going down the stairs as before I get to the bottom of the flight, I see a pen fall at my side and I see this same girl accidentally dropped it from like 2 floors up. (Its like a snail shaped set of stairs). anyway, I pick it up before it rolls and continues going down. I go up a few row of stairs to give it to her..... This is where shit goes off.

She starts calling me "Ugly piece of shit, why the fuck did you touch my pen with your filthy hands". Starts yelling I attacked her, grabs one of the fire extinguishers near her on the wall and bashes me on the ribs with it. I react by kneeing her in the crotch and pushing her to the ground. In which Campus security and a few white knights start defending her n shit. Now im here at my fuckin house without any idea if I may get kicked from the college or who knows what for pushing the slut off as she was beating me with the fucking fire extinguisher.

Wish me the best, brothers

 

[Not_Important]

Nice LARP

 

[whogivesafucc]

I was going down the stairs as before I get to the bottom of the flight, I see a pen fall at my side and I see this same girl accidentally dropped it from like 2 floors up. (Its like a snail shaped set of stairs). anyway, I pick it up before it rolls and continues going down. I go up a few row of stairs to give it to her..... This is where shit goes off.

She starts calling me "Ugly piece of shit, why the fuck did you touch my pen with your filthy hands". Starts yelling I attacked her, grabs one of the fire extinguishers near her on the wall and bashes me on the ribs with it. I react by kneeing her in the crotch and pushing her to the ground. In which Campus security and a few white knights start defending her n shit. Now im here at my fuckin house without any idea if I may get kicked from the college or who knows what for pushing the slut off as she was beating me with the fucking fire extinguisher.

Wish me the best, brothers

I'm legit fucking dying

Dude stop Lmaooooooooooo

 

[a-virgin-nigger]

 

[Marxcel]

Nice LARP

Lol at thinking its a larp bro, I gotta keep up with unasked violence from femoids constantly. Ive been beaten up with umbrellas on high school, stabbed with pens, and many more things. Ive got a lot of stories if you want

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

Fake and gay. Kill yourself, cucktears.

 

[Gremlincel]

hahahhahahaahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

 

[SupremeCel]

Post pics with your username or get the the fuck out

 

[mikepence]

lol @ inceltears.

 

[GreenCel]

LOL ugliness makes you responsible for everything that's going wrong on Earth.

 

[Fuckcel]

Nice LARP

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

no

 

[Asianmanletcel]

:rage:

 

[Pasteleiro]

 

[whogivesafucc]

hahahhahahaahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Lol at thinking its a larp bro, I gotta keep up with unasked violence from femoids constantly. Ive been beaten up with umbrellas on high school, stabbed with pens, and many more things. Ive got a lot of stories if you want

stabbed with pens and beaten up with umbrellas? by females?

Why the fuck would they ever do that

 

[TheLivingFailure]

Nice b8 m8.

 

[Gremlincel]

stabbed with pens and beaten up with umbrellas? by females?

Why the fuck would they ever do that

we laughing, but for all we know this could be the TRUESTcel nigga there ever was hahahahaha
females be breaking his ribs with fire extinguishers and shiet

 

[whogivesafucc]

we laughing, but for all we know this could be the TRUESTcel nigga there ever was hahahahaha
females be breaking his ribs with fire extinguishers and shiet

dude im still laughing holy shit. like at least make up a reasonably realistic story

 

[takERisks]

Hold up he's not a new member why would he just randomly start trolling

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Women don't know what filthy means much less use it in a sentence.

 

[Gremlincel]

dude im still laughing holy shit. like at least make up a reasonably realistic story

Wish me the best, brothers

 

[acnescarcel]

hahahhahahaahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

 

[whogivesafucc]

Women don't know what filthy means much less use it in a sentence.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

And then everybody clapped.

 

[last_man]

fake and gay

 

[Deleted member 4682]

How hard did u knee the bitch op?

 

[Deleted member 7573]

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

nah i can confirm its true. I was campus security and saw the whole thing, that nigga got his ass beat with a fire extinguisher

 

[Deleted member 677]

And then you got on your pig and flew away.

 

[whogivesafucc]

nah i can confirm its true. I was campus security and saw the whole thing, that nigga got his ass beat with a fire extinguisher

 

[Deleted member 1039]

 

[Ritalincel]

nah i can confirm its true. I was campus security and saw the whole thing, that nigga got his ass beat with a fire extinguisher

 

[AsiaCel]

She starts calling me "Ugly piece of shit, why the fuck did you touch my pen with your filthy hands". Starts yelling I attacked her, grabs one of the fire extinguishers near her on the wall and bashes me on the ribs with it.

sounds so fake

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Itsoverboyos]

Gake and Fay

 

[IncelmaBinHardon]

I was walking down the street today when I saw a woman I recognized who works at my bank. I said hello and she proceeded to scream hysterically, pepper sprayed me in the face whilst shouting that I was a rapist and needed to die. Four Uber Chads rushed out of a gym carrying samurai swords and hacked me to pieces, then took my butchered remains to a piece of waste land round the back of a brothel, dug a hole and danced about on my shallow makeshift grave singing Hallelujah.

That's the last time I interact with a foid!

 

[whogivesafucc]

I was walking down the street today when I saw a woman I recognized who works at my bank. I said hello and she proceeded to scream hysterically, pepper sprayed me in the face whilst shouting that I was a rapist and needed to die. Four Uber Chads rushed out of a gym carrying samurai swords and hacked me to pieces, then took my butchered remains to a piece of waste land round the back of a brothel, dug a hole and danced about on my shallow makeshift grave singing Hallelujah.

That's the last time I interact with a foid!

 

[Stoiccel]

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

And then everybody clapped.

 

[blackletcel]

fake and gay

real and straight

 

[EthnicelNL]

If this really happened OP is one of the biggest aspie cucks ive seen on this forum. If not..cool story bro

 

[satoshisacuck]

great larp 10/10 would read again

 

[blackletcel]

If this really happened OP is one of the biggest aspie cucks ive seen on this forum. If not..cool story bro

these larps are common, no pics or anything

 

[EthnicelNL]

these larps are common, no pics or anything

Yeah the fire extinguisher to his ribs was too much over the top

 

[blackletcel]

Yeah the fire extinguisher to his ribs was too much over the top

i didnt even read it, seen the title and was like "larp" no pics and comments saying larp. i knew it

+IQ

 

[Gone Coping]

 

[Indari]

dude im still laughing holy shit. like at least make up a reasonably realistic story

 

[Darthmat]

Truly a boring night for incel tears.

 

[heroinfather]

retard

 

[Enlightened_Alien]

Lol at thinking its a larp bro, I gotta keep up with unasked violence from femoids constantly. Ive been beaten up with umbrellas on high school, stabbed with pens, and many more things. Ive got a lot of stories if you want

Yes. I would like to read these other stories.