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SuicideFuel a week with no watermelon

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Watermelon doesn’t even have any taste it’s literally just water
 
Watermelon is pointless. It's mostly water and has almost no nutritional benefits, any other fruit is way better.
Watermelon is an exceptionally healthy fruit.

It’s loaded with citrulline and lycopene, two powerful plant compounds linked to lower blood pressure, improved metabolic health, and decreased muscle soreness after exercise.

What’s more, it’s sweet, delicious, and packed with water, making it excellent for maintaining good hydration.

For the vast majority of people, watermelon is a perfect addition to a healthy diet.
 
Watermelon is an exceptionally healthy fruit.

It’s loaded with citrulline and lycopene, two powerful plant compounds linked to lower blood pressure, improved metabolic health, and decreased muscle soreness after exercise.

What’s more, it’s sweet, delicious, and packed with water, making it excellent for maintaining good hydration.

For the vast majority of people, watermelon is a perfect addition to a healthy diet.
The head of a family (61 years), his wife (59 years), their son (38 years), daughter in law (35 years), and two male grandchildren (14 and 11 years respectively) were admitted to hospital with gastroenteritis. About four hours earlier they had consumed pieces of freshly cut watermelon. During the past seven days they had consumed home cooked food and clear water from the domestic supply. The head of the family, who had received the lion's share of the fruit, was affected the most and was in a state of shock and acute renal failure. It took three days for his urinary output and renal parameters to improve. He was treated with intravenous fluids, ciprofloxacin, metronidazole, and other conservative measures for five days. Other members of the family had an uneventful stay in the hospital and were discharged on the second day after admission. The daughter in law, who had received the smallest share of the fruit, was affected the least and had just two or three loose stools in hospital. Haematology, urinalysis, and chest radiography of all the family members were normal. Blood biochemistry of the head of the family suggested uraemia and acidosis. Stool cultures of all members of the family grew an enteroinvasive variety of Escherichia coli,which was non-motile with non-lactose ferments.
 
are you black or something?
 
The head of a family (61 years), his wife (59 years), their son (38 years), daughter in law (35 years), and two male grandchildren (14 and 11 years respectively) were admitted to hospital with gastroenteritis. About four hours earlier they had consumed pieces of freshly cut watermelon. During the past seven days they had consumed home cooked food and clear water from the domestic supply. The head of the family, who had received the lion's share of the fruit, was affected the most and was in a state of shock and acute renal failure. It took three days for his urinary output and renal parameters to improve. He was treated with intravenous fluids, ciprofloxacin, metronidazole, and other conservative measures for five days. Other members of the family had an uneventful stay in the hospital and were discharged on the second day after admission. The daughter in law, who had received the smallest share of the fruit, was affected the least and had just two or three loose stools in hospital. Haematology, urinalysis, and chest radiography of all the family members were normal. Blood biochemistry of the head of the family suggested uraemia and acidosis. Stool cultures of all members of the family grew an enteroinvasive variety of Escherichia coli,which was non-motile with non-lactose ferments.
larp
 
You are incel because you consume watermelon
 
Watermelon doesn’t even have any taste it’s literally just water
Have you ever tried wata melon ma nigga? They taste sweet. If yours tasted like water, it wasn't ripe yet
 
We asked the fruit seller about the purchase of watermelon and this revealed the fact that watermelons can be made more colourful and sweet without cutting them open. Instead a long needle, into the core, can inject sweetener and colouring agents, three to four hours before sale. The nature of the injected agents was not revealed by the fruit seller for obvious reasons. Culture from the solution that had been injected (which had been prepared and stored in an earthenware bowl), also grew multiple colonies of the enteroinvasive variety of E coli, which were biochemically lactose positive, non-motile, with non-lactose ferments.

dumbass poisoned it
 
Nig nogs on suicide watch.
 

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