Serious a thread of things that I wish were true:

[xmiserablesoul]

-piss as an alternative to water
-spiders are actually very cute and friendly
-I am God
-all cats are immortal
-people are required by law to be nice to me
-i am attractive and not socially awkward

 

[Myst]

 

[Chang.Beijing]

I am white
I am nt
I am 6’3
I had perfect nutrition during development

 

[xmiserablesoul]

I am white
I am nt
I am 6’3

1 in a billion chance

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I wish the bluepill was true

 

[lowz1r]

1 in a billion chance

it's gotta be way higher than that i swear i've seen at least 5 people in person before that fit this description and i dont even go outside very much

 

[Skelly]

i wish to turn into him when i wake up

 

[Biowaste Removal]

- I am giga NT (but dark triad manipulative psychopath)
- I am 6'10" with giant frame to match

 

[Friezacel]

Most spiders are friendly, at least the ones outside of SA and Australia