A thief walks up to a woman to rob her and says:

[taloh]

My dick or my knife, which one do you want inside of you?

 

[Animecel2D]

Good one

 

[Deleted member 23712]

My dick or my knife, which one do you want inside of you?

After seeing our faces, they’d rather die

 

[SupremeG]

I call it Bold and Brash.

 

[Cowcel]

If I'm not entitled to basic human decency you're not entitled to not be subject to violent crime

 

[ihaveno1]

If I'm not entitled to basic human decency you're not entitled to not be subject to violent crime

 

[Over_this_Life]

Foids would choose the dick, because nothing gets a hoe wetter than some dark triad mugger with a knife

 

[WØLF]

If I'm not entitled to basic human decency you're not entitled to not be subject to violent crime

 

[Emba]

My face is a crime

 

[LeDepravedCel]

After seeing our faces, they’d rather die

My face is a crime

Tbh

 

[ldargoblin]

Based Garrett

 

[ClownCharizard6774]

My dick or my knife, which one do you want inside of you?

KREACHER!!! I though we agreed not to do this kinda thing again!!!!

 

[Deleted member 21821]

My face is a crime

 

[tea]

Brutal joke pill