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Authors Note
This is an entertaining satirical work of fiction meant to ease the mind of those on the website today and bring awareness to deep philosophical problems underlying involuntary celibacy. All characters, references to staff and users are purely random and the ideas posed in this work are purely random.
Chapters 1-6 were written to satisfy the reader. 7 was meant to bring awareness to this website's membership problem. LASTLY (TLDR),The final chapter poses and makes readers ask the hypothetical question " if our problems were solved with women would we truly then be happy? Would we really be truly happy if woman were not our problem". " What would the world look like with inceldom solved" This starts a deep philosophical conversation.
The Question
Chapter 1 ( Heaven)
Elliot Rodgers, Klebold and Eric Harris along with Cho were sitting in heaven when suddenly they broke out. They decided to come to earth and start a Gendercide. However inward fighting in the group leads to their plan losing its power. This is an entertaining satirical work of fiction meant to ease the mind of those on the website today and bring awareness to deep philosophical problems underlying involuntary celibacy. All characters, references to staff and users are purely random and the ideas posed in this work are purely random.
Chapters 1-6 were written to satisfy the reader. 7 was meant to bring awareness to this website's membership problem. LASTLY (TLDR),The final chapter poses and makes readers ask the hypothetical question " if our problems were solved with women would we truly then be happy? Would we really be truly happy if woman were not our problem". " What would the world look like with inceldom solved" This starts a deep philosophical conversation.
The Question
Chapter 1 ( Heaven)
Chapter 2 (Gendercide)
The Columbine shooters fly down from heaven using their powers and begin killing millions of women. However, Elliot Rodgers gets pissed off at their method and tells them that women should be tortured and detained instead of just killed.Chapter 3 (Goku Appears)
Goku turns into super Saiyan and begins to fight the columbine shooters; however, Cho the Virginia Tech student warns them ahead of time and Goku is instantly slain by the Columbine Shooters. The white Knight is slain.
Chapter 4- (Cho wins)
Cho then begins mocking the group telling them their killing is inefficient and proceeds to kill millions of women with technical precision and accuracy. He makes a fool of Rodgers and the columbine shootersChapter 5- (The Group fights)
Elliot says to the columbine shooters " Look you guys! Killing millions of women is not the solution! we need to control them. Just look at the ending of my manifesto where i explain what we should do as a population".
The Columbine shooters grow frustrated and reply, " Look Elliot we are almost twice your age, you don't know what you're talking about"
Cho pops up eating a slice of pizza along with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. " Hey you guys, I don't know why you're fighting I'm the best killer here just listen to me"
Elliot Rodgers leaves the group and feels more like an outcast. He says to himself " Damn them! how dare they fight when its MY GROUP, I'll show them I'm the Supreme killer and the best Killer!
Chapter 6 ( Donald Trump runs for his life)
Donald Trump upon hearing about the killing runs for his life. He picks up his phone and calls Andrew, " Look Andrew we need to get out of America these incel super villains are going to make sure we get no more pussy"
Andrew tate says: " Only weak men worry about pussy". He hangs up the phone.
Chapter 7 ( Incels. Is Headquarters)
Fat Link wakes up after surgery and calls Master. "Yo, we need to get more members for the site".
Master replies: " Listen here buddy boyo," But before Master can finish his sentence Fat Link cuts him off! " Buddy Boyo is my word! don't you dare use it!"
Master replies again: " Look Link, or whatever the fuck you want to be called, I don't know how to get more members on this site honestly"
Fat Link: " How about we recruit those super incel killers! Our site will be more popular then!
Master: " Hell no, that will get us shut down fool"
Chapter 8 (Rodgers Wins)
Elliot convinces the Group to start domesticating woman and controlling them as he outlined in his Manifesto. Society begins to improve, and men are 100x happier than before. With inceldom solved all the men on earth began to become much happier; however, there were some and still a lot who were still not happy even with their problems solved. As a result, Rodgers was heavily criticized and eventually demoted from the incel super group where he remains second in command till this very day.
