a rotting stinky corpse in my yard (again)

[Emba]

So im petting my dog this morning and she smelled like a d3ad thing...

So i figured she JUST rolled around in a dead thing that she found somewhere.... Since dogs love that ded stink... IT'S THE SMELL OF VICTORY! to a dog. As well as a form of camouflaged.

"What's that?"

"Oh it's just a harmless dead thing... Nothing to worry about..."

Anyway, it wasn't the dog. It was something else...

I figured i was just downwind of something ded. No big deal. But it waa super stinky and horrible.

Anyway, i open my side door for air andd...

BAM!

ROTTING DEATH!

Turns Out it was one of my good friends.

BOOPER! the blue eyed Persian cat that 2as descended from my neighbors (long gone) Persian cat.

He was a nice cat. Very friendly. A bit pushy. But a really nice cat.

I have no idea how he died. But i know he could not have been ded very long... BUT THAT BASTARD STANK BAD and was already decaying!

Anyway. It was a hassle moving his d3d body away from the house. (So i could get some cool NON DISGUSTING airflow)

I put him in a big trashcan near the road. (He was very bloated)

After IT is dark i will dump that little bastard in the neighbors yard across the road. (Even though it wasn't their cat at least he can rot in peace over there.

GOODBYE BOOPER...
(ngc because you were kind of an asshole)

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

 

[rope2cope]

you killed it, didn't you...

 

[Emba]

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Emba's me

 

[Deleted member 32431]

if that was the smell of a corpse
then imagine the smell of vagene

 

[Emba]

if that was the smell of a corpse
then imagine the smell of vagene

It's much much different...

I know, because who'res

 

[meatball]

This is....satire

 

[Deleted member 33946]

i like this story it made me feel warm thanks brocel

 

[Emba]

This is....satire

No. It's a real as death.

i like this story it made me feel warm thanks brocel

You're are welcome bro!

Nothing like dealing with a rotting stinking corpse to make one feel alive!

 

[Deleted member 3497]

Inceldom Discussion tier thread.

 

[Emba]

Inceldom Discussion tier thread.

Are you subtly mocking my little friend's death?

 

[Deleted member 1983]

rip cat

 

[Emba]

rip cat

It's was sad tbh

He was very friendly

 

[Deleted member 1983]

It's was sad tbh

He was very friendly

theres a cat that sits on the fence of my garden and has a staring contest with my dog.

 

[Fat Link]

View: https://youtu.be/sAOjqe62GdE

 

[Emba]

theres a cat that sits on the fence of my garden and has a staring contest with my dog.

I noticed my dog seemed a bit guilty when i asked if she killed him. No blood or new scars on her so idk.

I sure hate to lose a cat because of all the goddamned motherfucking rats and mice around here.

 

[Ritalincel]

[LDAR]

 

[Deleted member 35110]

you killed it, didn't you...

he may have

 

[Emba]

he may have

Not this time...

Although i did consider it....

I JUST can't take the chance of running low on cats! Because they are just as important as a dog around here.

Everything has a job. They may SEEM like fuzzy street (trail) shitting bums, but they are vermin killers.

you killed it, didn't you...

 

[InMyCellInHell]

So im petting my dog this morning and she smelled like a d3ad thing...

So i figured she JUST rolled around in a dead thing that she found somewhere.... Since dogs love that ded stink... IT'S THE SMELL OF VICTORY! to a dog. As well as a form of camouflaged.

"What's that?"

"Oh it's just a harmless dead thing... Nothing to worry about..."

Anyway, it wasn't the dog. It was something else...

I figured i was just downwind of something ded. No big deal. But it waa super stinky and horrible.

Anyway, i open my side door for air andd...

BAM!

ROTTING DEATH!

Turns Out it was one of my good friends.

BOOPER! the blue eyed Persian cat that 2as descended from my neighbors (long gone) Persian cat.

He was a nice cat. Very friendly. A bit pushy. But a really nice cat.

I have no idea how he died. But i know he could not have been ded very long... BUT THAT BASTARD STANK BAD and was already decaying!

Anyway. It was a hassle moving his d3d body away from the house. (So i could get some cool NON DISGUSTING airflow)

I put him in a big trashcan near the road. (He was very bloated)

After IT is dark i will dump that little bastard in the neighbors yard across the road. (Even though it wasn't their cat at least he can rot in peace over there.

GOODBYE BOOPER...
(ngc because you were kind of an asshole)

f for your cat but kinda not caring since you said you don't care.

 

[Emba]

f for your cat but kinda not caring since you said you don't care.

Oh. I care. Just not that much about that specific cat... It's now just a pile of fuzzy bones in my neighbors yard. Their dog drug it ovER there to chew on... Heads gone... No stink anymore...