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Serious A random Joker meme just triggered a serious realization in my mind about femoid anatomy.

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Ignore the foid on the left, she evolved over hundreds of thousands of years to have a long neck so she can suck 9ft tall giga chad dicks, just like how giraffes evolved their longs necks so they can eat leaves high up in the trees. The foid on the right however has evolved over time to be the perfect pleasure device and cum incubator.

You know why most foids have legs? They evolved legs for the sole purpose of walking in the direction of chads so they can get fucked. You know why most foids have arms? They evolved arms for the sole purpose of texting chads. That's why the foid on the right is ideal for average and ugly men. She only has the important parts of a foid, a pussy with an ass to grab, a mouth to fuck, and titties. She is like one of those sexflesh fucktoys that is just asscheeks and two fuckholes. Her mid section is just big enough to grow a son inside. As far as organic foids for non chads go, this one is the most convenient and requires the least amount of maintenance. She cannot walk to chads or even text them. She cannot open refrigerators and prepare her own food nor can she reach water. She literally depends on her owner to feed her and water her every day or she cannot survive.

All you have to do is put some soft bedding at the base of her enclosure so she doesn't scratch and bruise herself wiggling, waddling, and hopping around her activity area. If you incubate a son inside her, remember to flip her over so she doesn't damage the product she is carrying. We would call her The Organic All Natural Utility Model Femoid, loyalty guaranteed or your money back.
 
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Hello BrazilianNigma, what a wonderful day to watchdog incels amirite? :soy:
 
This is the future of human evolution ngl.
 
:cryfeels: Don't like the thought at all. What kind of world to live in is this?
 
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What about the anatomy of paragraphs?
 
this can be surgically done now as well.Imagine amputating the arms and legs of a foid,than knocking out her teeth to prevent biting and increasing suctioning power.Removing her vocal cords so she can't even scream for help or be annoying and finally inserting some type of clothe hanger device into her shoulders so she can be hung up onto a wall or door for convenience.Millions of years of your hypothetical evolution done in only a couple days.
 
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this can be surgically done now as well.Imagine amputating the arms and legs of a foid,than knocking out her teeth to prevent biting and increasing suctioning power.Removing her vocal cords so she can't even scream for help or be annoying and finally inserting some type of clothe hanger device into her shoulders so she can be hung up onto a wall or door for convenience.Millions of years of your hypothetical evolution done in only a couple days.
idk, she probably needs her teeth to chew the Kibbles&Bits I would be feeding her.
 
lmfao
extreme high iq post
 
well written that just summed up all women in the world great work keep it coming
 
Wat a strange thread :feelskek: can't tell If ur joking at some points or srs
 
lmfao
extreme high iq post
thx bro

Wat a strange thread :feelskek: can't tell If ur joking at some points or srs
No jokes, when I first saw the meme I thought to myself..."volcel if you wouldn't"...
Then I actually thought about how much better that foid would be compared to a foid with extra useless parts.
 
this can be surgically done now as well.Imagine amputating the arms and legs of a foid,than knocking out her teeth to prevent biting and increasing suctioning power.Removing her vocal cords so she can't even scream for help or be annoying and finally inserting some type of clothe hanger device into her shoulders so she can be hung up onto a wall or door for convenience.Millions of years of your hypothetical evolution done in only a couple days.

Was he banned for this post?
 

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