
Darth Misogynus
Not a story the feminists would tell you
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This can be demonstrated with a simple logical proof
1. Circumcision drastically reduces penile sensitivity by ~70-80% (depending on how tight the cut is, how much frenulum is left) as proven by numerous scientific studies
2. We only have a limited amount of time on this disgusting planet (even those who believe in an afterlife don't believe that we will have our bodies come with us, they believe just the soul survives)
3. Therefore, we should only spend our limited time on Earth doing things we can enjoy fully (logical conclusion from #2)
4. Circumcised men cannot enjoy sex fully (logical conclusion from #1)
5. Therefore, circumcised men should devote their limited time on earth to doing things that are not sex, since they can enjoy those things fully (i.e. all circumcised men should choose celibacy, the logical conclusion of 3+4)
Perhaps an exception could be made for circumcised men who wish to reproduce but cannot afford IVF. Either way, I have no intentions of ever having sex. Even if a foid offered, I would say "no, not in a thousand years." Of course, foids would rather drink paint than sleep with me, but I no longer mind. I'm better off without them and their disgusting, stinky, roast beef Sarlacc pit wizard sleeves.
1. Circumcision drastically reduces penile sensitivity by ~70-80% (depending on how tight the cut is, how much frenulum is left) as proven by numerous scientific studies
2. We only have a limited amount of time on this disgusting planet (even those who believe in an afterlife don't believe that we will have our bodies come with us, they believe just the soul survives)
3. Therefore, we should only spend our limited time on Earth doing things we can enjoy fully (logical conclusion from #2)
4. Circumcised men cannot enjoy sex fully (logical conclusion from #1)
5. Therefore, circumcised men should devote their limited time on earth to doing things that are not sex, since they can enjoy those things fully (i.e. all circumcised men should choose celibacy, the logical conclusion of 3+4)
Perhaps an exception could be made for circumcised men who wish to reproduce but cannot afford IVF. Either way, I have no intentions of ever having sex. Even if a foid offered, I would say "no, not in a thousand years." Of course, foids would rather drink paint than sleep with me, but I no longer mind. I'm better off without them and their disgusting, stinky, roast beef Sarlacc pit wizard sleeves.