Theory A novel idea: New-Agemaxxing

[ServusLuciferi]

As a GrAYcel, I'll post one more thread for today.

Here's an idea. Women are really fucking stupid and follow shit like astrology, Tarot Card readings, spirit nets, Oujia, etc. I remember when the Taliban took over Afghanistan there was a bunch of schizo chicks on Reddit having a Yugi-Oh style battle with Allah.

Why not use this shit to get some free sex?

"Hey Ashley, we gotta summon Hecate to try to fight against Yahweh's patriarchy angels. But nothing's more powerful than the union of male and female, so we need to ritually fuck to increase our power. We gotta show our sexual liberation against Yahweh's evil slut shaming angels. Let's undress and share our spiritual essence with each other."

I think women would unironically be stupid enough to fuck you. Only problem - you'll probably only have access to mentally ill schizo chicks, of the overweight and hair-dyed variety. But at least you can lose your virginity in a consensual free non-escort way.

Granted, I'm still too much of a good little boy to be this devious, years of social alienation does that to you. But it crossed my mind today, maybe I'll try it at some point.

 

[Deleted member 40050]

I'd like to new age min, as in make myself younger.

 

[unuser]

Yes, some men already do this

But since we are ugly, it would be very hard to not end up friend-zoned or treated like the "gay friend"

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Yeah this actually works but you need to be charismatic (or Chad).

 

[ServusLuciferi]

Yes, some men already do this

But since we are ugly, it would be very hard to not end up friend-zoned or treated like the "gay friend"

I mean if you've accepted the fact that you aren't attractive enough for a romantic relationship, and women won't give you a chance, why not try it? Just to experience it. Plus, if it's done for purely "ritualistic" purposes (lmao), I don't think getting her to orgasm is part of the process.
Additionally, while unlikely given that women's pair-bonding ability is grounded to nil due to the fuckbuddies she's had, just getting in her pants might be enough (might) to trigger an emotional reaction.

Additionally, if she's that autistic / socially unfit, you'll probably be the dominant one and she'll like that.

Might as well try. Do some telegram or website meetup. Idk.

 

[Hikikomori_cel]

I'm not gonna do something as cringe as that even if i guaranteed pussy.