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By the divine spirit of St. BlackOps2Cel, I hereby christen you a saint of inceldom. Henceforth, you shall be known as St. LedZeppelinCel.

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He's just bulking
 
Excuse me! I would like to interject. It is my belief that framecels are underrepresented. We need a framecel icon we can look down on.
 
theson said:
Excuse me! I would like to interject. It is my belief that framecels are underrepresented. We need a framecel icon we can look down on.

You already have zyros.
 
Wasn't this used as an avatar already?
 
Crustaciouse said:
You already have zyros.

He doesn't have 6" wrists and girl shoulders. Being skinny=/=framecel.
 
theson said:
Crustaciouse said:
You already have zyros.
He doesn't have 6" wrists and girl shoulders. Being skinny=/=framecel.
The wristcel is the worst meme on here. It doesn't affect how women are attracted to you. If you have a 10/10 face but small wrists then woman will still like you.
 
Crustaciouse said:
The wristcel is the worst meme on here. It doesn't affect how women are attracted to you. If you have a 10/10 face but small wrists then woman will still like you.
You're not visualizing it properly. Imagine having disproportionately small arms that you can't fix. You may as well be one of those mangled wheelchair cripples.

And yeah, a 10/10 face can counter a lot of flaws, but what if you don't have a 10/10 face? You're STILL fucked, even according to your retarded statement.
 
Led Zeppelin would be incels by today's standards.

[img=1548x1024]https://www.billboard.com/files/media/led-zeppelin-portrait-bw-backstage-billboard-1548.jpg[/img]
 
Top right holy shit lmao
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Dingus_Incel said:
Led Zeppelin would be incels by today's standards.

[img=1548x1024]https://www.billboard.com/files/media/led-zeppelin-portrait-bw-backstage-billboard-1548.jpg[/img]

Not really, they'd be betabux as fuck because of their wealth.
 
I actually met Bob Plant once. My dad occasionally drank in a pub that actually used to have Led Zeppelin play some nights. The landlord gave them the boot from a live music night to get another band who went on to be nobodies.

[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/yLarDhciHY0[/video]

Love me some Led Zep.
 
Fatcel = volcel.

Can’t see his bone structure
 

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