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Discussion A mosquito is in your room at night

Yerberito

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What would you do, you wake up to kill him or you cover yourself with your sheets and try ignore it.

I wiill try to kill him tbh i use a spray of water to do it.

What would you do?
 
kill it, impossible to sleep otherwise
 
you've ascended if a mosquito bites you since all mosquitoes who drink blood are female
 
What would you do, you wake up to kill him or you cover yourself with your sheets and try ignore it.

I wiill try to kill him tbh i use a spray of water to do it.

What would you do?
Attempt to get it with my shotgun
 
Attempt to get it with my shotgun
Based af!
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I just use my deodorant + lighter to burn the fucker alive
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I keep trying to sleep tbh
 
I try to ignore it, I don't have enough energy to chase it
 
ill have sex with it
 
rly hard to kill to, what I do is spray some shit and open the window they usually leave
 
tbh I would just leave my room and sleep somewhere else
 
I doubt mosquitoes even live here.
 
I switch on the fan
 
I kill that shit barehanded tbh
 
shits hard to locate let along catch
Depends on the size and shit like that but my reflexes are good due to being a former goalkeeper/ping pong player
The other day I killed like 4 of them along some moths after leaving the window open
Still couldn't kill those gross spiders cus I'm arachnophobic
a clap and die bitch :dab:
Ye
 
Shoot it in the fucking face
 
I’d make friends with it cuz I like insects
 
How tf do you step on a mozzie
I turn all the lights off in my room and bring my lamp to the floor, then I patiently wait for it to come to the light and step on it,
or also I put my arm out and patiently wait for it to land, then I slap my arm as hard as I can and flush it down the toilet
 
Get under covers. But if it continues I will get up and smash it
 
I turn all the lights off in my room and bring my lamp to the floor, then I patiently wait for it to come to the light and step on it,
or also I put my arm out and patiently wait for it to land, then I slap my arm as hard as I can and flush it down the toilet
Wow that’s pretty high iq tbh.
 
If I have enough light available I would kill him. One time I was at my family's cottage with no electricity, and the sun was down. It was utter hell. I don't think I got even 1 hour of sleep that night.
 
Jfl at all the people who don't have access to mosquito-repellant inciense.
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If I have enough light available I would kill him. One time I was at my family's cottage with no electricity, and the sun was down. It was utter hell. I don't think I got even 1 hour of sleep that night.
How does light kill it tbh
 
Got any tips to find those things?

I always see them but my eyes move away for one second and they're gone
 
Got any tips to find those things?
I always see them but my eyes move away for one second and they're gone
Turn on the lights and make wind so they don't hide
 
Load salt into shotgun and shoot motherbucker
 

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