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First loss

First loss

I call unto the Lady of the Night
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Today, i almost fucked a deer with a rusted crowbar halflife3 still confirmed by jews who control out world and sheeit my fedora fucked a Elliot Gayniggawithsmalldickwholovestrapmusic Rodger masturbated Hewassubscribedtotrapnationhelistenedtohisstupidtrapshit24/7 and SmokedDMTwithhisgranddadsbong when thecopsarrived andshot Thegayboi(becausebeingatraplisteningfagisillegal) butallofasudden Eltonjohnwithaassaultriflejumpsintoaction andheiswearinganaziuniformandshoutingPANZERKAMPSHADENFREUDE
Alasthehomofobikkopsdieriddenwithbullets(ElliotgoesforanotherroundofDMTandthankseltonforsavinghissorryhide) butthenprophetmuhammadcomesandstartsthrowingshurikensatthem. Eltonsingsbennyandthejetsmovingmohammedwithhismusicallskill(andtheyallhaveanorgy)
andthentheyallstartsingingbabysharkandgotosleepandafaggotonincels.isisgoingtomakeathreadaboutthisepicstory. Anepicjourneyendswithdisgustingfagbuttpounding(FIN)

Authors:
@firstloss
@ihaveno1
@Insomniac
@Pinkett Mouse
@StaroRavager
@BummerDrummer
@Blacktarpill
@Spite
@Jazavac
@Weed
@ldargoblin
@reeaway
@DeformAspergerCel
@Juxtaposition6
@AsiaCel
@MarriedAndLookin4Fun
 
In conclusion:
 
I red the title as wristcel
 
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Never began for writercels
 
Here:
66 dollars sit on a table
Jazavac: "Pick them up, @First loss "
 
@First loss and @Jazavac talk:

Jazavac: "but i only have 100 dollars, sorry niggas but a nigga gotta eat"

First loss: s'all'right.
 
What an inspiring work of fiction
 

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