Blackpillennium
Feminists are lesbians who hate all men
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One day my retarded ass walked to a food stand hoping to find and buy some food items I needed for cooking like tomatoes, carrots, squash, onion etc.
I didn't find any of those items because the "food" stand turned out to be only a fruit stand, and the only fruit they were selling were these red ass fucking strawberries
These were the most reddest, healthiest looking strawberries I've ever seen in my life, they must have been shipped immediately from the farms after they had been harvested
I bought 3 packs of these strawberries, one for today, one for tomorrow and a third one for another time and I put them in my backpack
LO AND BEHOLD a member of the foid species who I knew only as an acquaintance in some of my classrooms came out of literally nowhere. We were walking in the same quiet street barely any cars passing without me being aware of her close presence.
(Keep in mind I was still at the time, I thought I had a chance)
We chatted for a bit. I can't remember what the fuck we talked about
but she was very attractive to me, even as teenagers, so this idea popped up in my mind of me giving her one of the strawberry packs that I bought for herself to enjoy (simp move I know) since it was a hot day, surely the water content of these red ass fucking strawberries would sound appealing to her and i thought to myself there would be no fucking way anyone can refuse such an offer.
We could even share these strawberries together I suggested.
Unbeknownst to her, this was an attempt to be her boyfriend and more importantly earn a slim chance to perform the reproductive act.
"No thanks Blackpillennium I'm not hungry right now...sorry"
Did she not realize she could have accepted my fucking strawberries at that point to eat at a later time when she was hmmm ,I don't know, hungry?
"Oh......okay " I said disappointed
Later that day, I ate one pack of those red ass strawberries all by myself
That was one of the last times I ever talked to her
NOW LETS START OVER AND IMAGINE THIS EXACT SAME SITUATION THIS TIME WITH THIS BITCH ASS FOID OF ALL FOIDS BOSS LEVEL EDITION
Blackpillennium: Oh hi Moriah I noticed you were doing a new photoshoot for over one week straight! You must be so exhausted and hungry too. You know, I have these super red strawberries that I just happen to buy mmmm maybe we can share them and eat them together perhaps?
Moriah: HELL NAW NIGGA YOU UGLY AS FUCK AND YOU GETS NO BITCHES WITH THAT LIL SHRIMP DICK I BET! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Blackpillennium: Oh is that so? YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING? YOUR TITTIES AND ASSCHEEKS ARE STILL A LITTLE TOO SMALL FOR MY TASTES BIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH I SUGGEST UPGRADING THEM TO XXXXXXXL NEXT TIME OTHERWISE NO BBC CHAD FOR YOU SWEATY PIE!!!
*Throws the red strawberries across Moriah's face temporarily blinding her, dropkicking both of her kneecaps in the process and then unload all the dry chemical white foam contents using a fire extinguisher i have in my backpack to make my escape and cover my tracks*
(In GTA: London 1969 of course)
TLDR: If you are an ugly man, do not try to offer shiny red strawberries to a foid for free for she will feel repulsed by the thought a non-Chad wanted to have his way with her and will retaliate by rejecting your offer of accepting the strawberries given by an incel without hesitation.
Does anyone else have a similar experience they'd like to share?
I didn't find any of those items because the "food" stand turned out to be only a fruit stand, and the only fruit they were selling were these red ass fucking strawberries
These were the most reddest, healthiest looking strawberries I've ever seen in my life, they must have been shipped immediately from the farms after they had been harvested
I bought 3 packs of these strawberries, one for today, one for tomorrow and a third one for another time and I put them in my backpack
LO AND BEHOLD a member of the foid species who I knew only as an acquaintance in some of my classrooms came out of literally nowhere. We were walking in the same quiet street barely any cars passing without me being aware of her close presence.
(Keep in mind I was still at the time, I thought I had a chance)
We chatted for a bit. I can't remember what the fuck we talked about
but she was very attractive to me, even as teenagers, so this idea popped up in my mind of me giving her one of the strawberry packs that I bought for herself to enjoy (simp move I know) since it was a hot day, surely the water content of these red ass fucking strawberries would sound appealing to her and i thought to myself there would be no fucking way anyone can refuse such an offer.
We could even share these strawberries together I suggested.
Unbeknownst to her, this was an attempt to be her boyfriend and more importantly earn a slim chance to perform the reproductive act.
"No thanks Blackpillennium I'm not hungry right now...sorry"
Did she not realize she could have accepted my fucking strawberries at that point to eat at a later time when she was hmmm ,I don't know, hungry?
"Oh......okay " I said disappointed
Later that day, I ate one pack of those red ass strawberries all by myself
That was one of the last times I ever talked to her
NOW LETS START OVER AND IMAGINE THIS EXACT SAME SITUATION THIS TIME WITH THIS BITCH ASS FOID OF ALL FOIDS BOSS LEVEL EDITION
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CdGd5CGFWFG/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Blackpillennium: Oh hi Moriah I noticed you were doing a new photoshoot for over one week straight! You must be so exhausted and hungry too. You know, I have these super red strawberries that I just happen to buy mmmm maybe we can share them and eat them together perhaps?
Moriah: HELL NAW NIGGA YOU UGLY AS FUCK AND YOU GETS NO BITCHES WITH THAT LIL SHRIMP DICK I BET! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Blackpillennium: Oh is that so? YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING? YOUR TITTIES AND ASSCHEEKS ARE STILL A LITTLE TOO SMALL FOR MY TASTES BIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH I SUGGEST UPGRADING THEM TO XXXXXXXL NEXT TIME OTHERWISE NO BBC CHAD FOR YOU SWEATY PIE!!!
*Throws the red strawberries across Moriah's face temporarily blinding her, dropkicking both of her kneecaps in the process and then unload all the dry chemical white foam contents using a fire extinguisher i have in my backpack to make my escape and cover my tracks*
(In GTA: London 1969 of course)
TLDR: If you are an ugly man, do not try to offer shiny red strawberries to a foid for free for she will feel repulsed by the thought a non-Chad wanted to have his way with her and will retaliate by rejecting your offer of accepting the strawberries given by an incel without hesitation.
Does anyone else have a similar experience they'd like to share?