A letter to noodlewhores: Please stop calling yourself “Asians,” instead identify as “noodlewhores.”

[Saint Cho]

Dear noodlewhores,

I know it’s very tempting to identify as “Asian” women because you want those sweet victim points from the recent black attacks on Asians, but if you’ve fucked a white guy, you’re a traitor and no longer part of the group. It’s ridiculous to show up at those anti-Asian violence rallies with your white husband (or “hubby” as you call him) or boyfriend and act like you’ve been personally victimized by attacks on elderly Asian men. When in fact you victimize Asian men by insulting them publicly on social media for their small dicks, blame them for the patriarchy, and how you wouldn’t fuck someone who looks like your brother. I wouldn’t fuck you either you miscegenistic whore. Stop assuming I’m attracted to you. If I put on a wig, I’d make a better looking woman than you, you flat-faced pancaked mongoloid piece of shit. And even if you’ve been assaulted, it’s your own fault for betraying your race. God has sent his black servants to punish you for your affront.

A lot of you really lean into your “Asianness” and parade around the culture as if it’s your own, holding flags that say “Love us like you love our food.” You also post pics in kimonos and hanboks and make shitty videos about making origami cranes and cooking Westernized versions of Asian food. But at the same time, in your sexual lives, you are the very white supremecists who you blame for these Asian attacks. You dye your hair weird unnatural colors and get plastic surgery on your monolids and do your makeup so you appear white. You want the exotic advantage of Asian culture as well as the perceived (by you) superiority of white genes. You also want so badly to be white so you can hate Asian men with full force without appearing to be self-hating. But remember, it’s actually blacks who hate and attack Asians, not whites. So you might as well consider yourself black instead of white by your own logic.

You don’t even eat Asian food, you lying cunts. Your diet consists mostly of white cum, kale, arugula, couscous, avgolemono, avocado toast, and whatever gay faggot food is in vogue at the time. Once in a blue moon you eat a California roll, thinking it’s real sushi and you’ve never been to an Asian country because there’s not enough white boys there for you to fuck. So shut the fuck up about being Asian.

You have my permission to not be Asian. Instead, you are noodlewhores who deserve everything that is done to actual noodles, like being cut into thin strips and cooked in a warm broth.

What authority do I have to say this? Probably none, but every Asian man is thinking this, not only me. This includes the presidents of China, Japan, and Korea. They just can’t say it publicly because there are too many noodlewhores who have the right to vote in those countries. Your ancestors are very disappointed in you and also fuck you and burn in the seventh sphere of hell.

Noodlewhores need to be rounded up and shot like the dogs they are.

 

[WØLF]

Noodlewhores need to be rounded up and shot like the dogs they are.

Interesting...

 

[epillepsy]

I wish they cared about that. A man's body has no value. As long as there is one man to provide, it's infinite stock for them, it wouldn't matter even if the ratio was 40000000/1. A dick in itself is worthless, too functional for 50% of the pop to have it. You might even call it a disadvantage since you get rated on it.

ofc i know this.

the problem is that noodlewhores assume my attraction in the first place when most are facially uglier than me.
they assume i'm dying to fuck them and would be devastated to find out that she rejects me.

when i pass WMAF on the street, the noodle often holds its head up high and suddenly takes the white male's hand or grabs his butt as a way of saying "you can't have me, you ugly chink. i belong to this hot white man."
but really once a noodle has had a white cock, she's not a possible mate and has only the dollar value of a hooker, not of a forbidden treasure.

Noodlewhores need to be rounded up and shot like the dogs they are.

they have a lot to answer for.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

when i pass WMAF on the street, the noodle often holds its head up high and suddenly takes the white male's hand or grabs his butt as a way of saying "you can't have me, you ugly chink. i belong to this hot white man."
but really once a noodle has had a white cock, she's not a possible mate and has only the dollar value of a hooker, not of a forbidden treasure.

Based, Asians should treat noodlewhores the same whites treat coalburners. Once you go white you are shite