Story A homeless man and his daughter just sold me a pint of banana pudding.

[FrothySolutions]

They lost everything in a fire. It's a family recipe, they say. I paid $10 for it.

I'm happy to give people $10. But I'm afraid of what will happen if I eat it. What if this is a scam and he actually jizzed in it? Bringing along a kid is a good way to trick people into lowering their guard. If you see a group of people walking down the street, if there are women and/or children amongst them you assume you're not gonna get jumped. And that's why people who DO jump you rely on that preconception.

Has this ever happened to you? Is this a thing? Selling tainted banana pudding?

 

[builderseed]

i've never seen this sort of thing happen. i wouldn't eat that if i were you though

 

[Deleted member 18214]

i've never seen this sort of thing happen. i wouldn't eat that if i were you though

 

[FrothySolutions]

i've never seen this sort of thing happen. i wouldn't eat that if i were you though

I couldn't wait. I ate it.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

sounds harmless tbh. u just gained 10 personality points, cucktears, where's his foid?

 

[Deleted member 6753]

i feel like you are quite easily emotionally manipulated. people will walk all over you if you have an attitude like that. eat or be eaten

 

[Mainländer]

A homeless man just sold me his daughter for a pint of banana pudding.

Sorry, but it was impossible not to read it like that.

 

[mybodyisrotting]

A homeless man just sold me his daughter for a pint of banana pudding.

Tfw this'll never happen to me

 

[ihaveno1]

i wouldn't eat that

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

I ate it.

Did it taste proper? Was it good?

 

[FrothySolutions]

Did it taste proper? Was it good?

It was pretty standard banana pudding. Everything banana pudding should be. Pudding, chunks of sliced banana, Nilla Wafers, cream. Unless there was some other ingredient that tainted it.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

never knew banana pudding was a thing tbh. Ive only had chocolate pudding

 

[FrothySolutions]

never knew banana pudding was a thing tbh. Ive only had chocolate pudding

Missin' out maaaaaaaaan it's good stuff

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Missin' out maaaaaaaaan it's good stuff

Yeah imma try it. added it to my bucket list next to VR porn

 

[FrothySolutions]

Yeah imma try it. added it to my bucket list next to VR porn

You need the real McCoy. It's gotta have bananas and wafer cookies in it.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

I would have thrown it out. Pudding is disgusting to me for some reason. I feel like an elementary school kid on his lunch hour when I eat it.

 

[Dionysus]

I need some pudding now

 

[acnescarcel]

lol at falling for that. i ignore every person who tries to sell give me anything or asks for money on the street

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Are you retarded m8

 

[Robtical]

It's probably better than the bill cosby jizzed jello pudding from the store. Homeless people can't afford a lot of ingredients, so there won't be any preservatives or chemicals in it.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I wouldn’t use anything a homeless person sold me, maybe some heroin.

 

[FrothySolutions]

It's probably better than the bill cosby jizzed jello pudding from the store. Homeless people can't afford a lot of ingredients, so there won't be any preservatives or chemicals in it.

But what if he's not actually homeless? What if that's part of the scam?

 

[Robtical]

But what if he's not actually homeless? What if that's part of the scam?

Possibly, but if he's acting homeless he probably didn't spend a lot to make the pudding.

 

[Deleted member 2686]

tbh banana pudding sounds disgusting

, chunks of sliced banana

I like chocolate better anyways tbh

 

[Deleted member 7438]

never knew banana pudding was a thing tbh. Ive only had chocolate pudding

Do you even jello?

 

[Robtical]

Do you even jello?

An Italian, French and mexican went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.. The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day.." The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.. Last was the mexican, : "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone go "green green", so I "pinked" it up and said "Yellow"

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Next time purpose him $100 and ask him what he'd trade for it.

 

[Braincel14w]

If in doubt don't.

 

[BrettyBoy]

I wonder.