A fun way to mess around wtih normies at work

[Treebarkquartz]

Ofcoarse this would have to be delivered with some enthusiasm and aloofness. I'll just casually say something in response to someone telling a story or having a conversation with 1 other, I would just butt in and respond, "ohh !! My fiance is a dental student! (Or pre-med, or lol a Oral Surgeon) and LOL THEY FREEZE for a sec. Like they can't fathom how you could have a fiance , and a rich college aged one , while your wageslaving at some store lol

 

[Animecel2D]

idk man they probably don’t believe you and think your a fool pulling shit out of his ass

 

[Animecel2D]

Brutal noreply pill

 

[Treebarkquartz]

idk man they probably don’t believe you and think your a fool pulling shit out of his ass

Thats part of it too. They can't just openly call me on my bs without looking rude. It gets them off-balance, thinking jarbled thoughts , their reality and perception of me is put into question

 

[Pancakecel]

Thats part of it too. They can't just openly call me on my bs without looking rude. It gets them off-balance, thinking jarbled thoughts , their reality and perception of me is put into question

Kek, might try this, but use wife instead of fiancé

 

[Deleted member 32183]

cut the gas line
no not in minecraft this time