Dear incels,
The day, 10th of April 2020, will always be remembered as a start of the new era in the incelosphere, when @BummerDrummer aired the first episode of daily Incel News.
A new hope, a new dream, the "Incel News" resonated with hearts of thousand of incels on this forum as soon as it started to air, as well as blue-pilled lurkers who can only be found in the statistics on the bottom of every thread. Like myself, there are many incels on .co who spend their entire day patiently waiting for the auspicious moment, the moment when the red bubble appears on the "Alerts" menu, and we fervently click to see if @BummerDrummer has tagged us.
But alas, from the last couple of episodes we are seeing some disturbing trends in the production quality of the news.
1. Shrinkage of length: Just like currycels 3" average dick, the lengths of the news are unpredictable and getting shorter. Please refer to the graph below --
We can clearly see the trend. In order to conform with the average dick length, we demand the news to last at least for 6.30 mins.
2. Missing Intro/Opening Music: Since the last three episodes, there is neither intro nor ending jingle/music. Just like a chad gets missing after knocking a whore up. We demand at least one intro/opening music before every episode.
3. Lack of Background Noise: We can hear the reporter when he yawns, which is nice. However, to make whole environment more laid-back and realistic, we demand the news reader to burp and/or fart during the reading session.
If you agree with this petition. Please sign in the comments.
The day, 10th of April 2020, will always be remembered as a start of the new era in the incelosphere, when @BummerDrummer aired the first episode of daily Incel News.
A new hope, a new dream, the "Incel News" resonated with hearts of thousand of incels on this forum as soon as it started to air, as well as blue-pilled lurkers who can only be found in the statistics on the bottom of every thread. Like myself, there are many incels on .co who spend their entire day patiently waiting for the auspicious moment, the moment when the red bubble appears on the "Alerts" menu, and we fervently click to see if @BummerDrummer has tagged us.
But alas, from the last couple of episodes we are seeing some disturbing trends in the production quality of the news.
1. Shrinkage of length: Just like currycels 3" average dick, the lengths of the news are unpredictable and getting shorter. Please refer to the graph below --
We can clearly see the trend. In order to conform with the average dick length, we demand the news to last at least for 6.30 mins.
2. Missing Intro/Opening Music: Since the last three episodes, there is neither intro nor ending jingle/music. Just like a chad gets missing after knocking a whore up. We demand at least one intro/opening music before every episode.
3. Lack of Background Noise: We can hear the reporter when he yawns, which is nice. However, to make whole environment more laid-back and realistic, we demand the news reader to burp and/or fart during the reading session.
If you agree with this petition. Please sign in the comments.
