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RageFuel A day in the life of a Chad

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  • Wakes up with two 10/10 models from his nightly threesome
  • They decide to make out with him and suck his dick to wake him up
  • Goes into his shower with them where they wash him and grind their naked bodies against his
  • Eats pussy for breakfast
  • He's never alone in public. He drives to school in his Lamborghini with all his Chad bros.
  • While driving around, they taunt and throw drinks at a lonely incel before speeding off
  • They run over an incel. Nobody even calls the cops because he was ugly. Even his mutilated decomposing corpse is invisible to everyone.
  • Arrives in class late, all whores line up for a good-morning kiss
  • Sits down and talks with his Chad bros about banging bitches in earshot of an incel (which he doesn't notice or care), makes it impossible for him to do any work
  • Class ends, he walks around campus with his pack of Chads and Tyrones, beating up and mugging lonely incels for fun
  • His friends record him bullying an incel, it instantly goes viral on YouTube with all comments supporting him and mocking the incel
  • Meets up with one of his countless side chicks for lunch at a coffee shop
  • They flirt and kiss loudly, not realizing or caring that an incel is right behind them trying to work
  • Goes to class, sits down and swipes through his 2,000 Tinder matches from that day so far. All have texted him first.
  • Goes to gym class/the gym, effortlessly dominates at every sport/powerlift and makes everyone laugh at the gymcels
  • Goes home and prepares himself for his nightly yacht party
  • Drives there with his Chad bros, attendance in the thousands
  • He dances and makes out with countless whores
  • Chugs 40 oz of beer while everyone cheers him on; he's barely even tipsy
  • Because he feels like it, he picks up three 10/10 models and drives them back to his house
  • Two of them fellate him while one sits on his face
  • After two hours, he climaxes like a volcano
  • They all cuddle up next to him and kiss his neck
  • He scrolls through his phone and the 3,000 nudes he received that day
  • While posting for his 100k Instagram followers, he notices news of an incel's suicide/ER
  • He laughs and wonders why he didn't "just have confidence"
  • Decides to go to sleep
  • His fuckbuddies whisper in unison "Good night, Chad!" with one last kiss each
  • They all fall asleep
  • Repeat
 
That's ultrachad, the level above gigachad. How the fuck does being chad give you access to a lamborghini ? Maybe in districts of chadfornia where everyone is rich.
 
sounds like my average day tbh
 
Someone should make a cartoon of this
 
I'd like to see a parody of this on Simpsons or something
 
That's ultrachad, the level above gigachad. How the fuck does being chad give you access to a lamborghini ? Maybe in districts of chadfornia where everyone is rich.

That's what I just thought. Maybe 0.0001% of the population that live a life like that.
 
That's ultrachad, the level above gigachad. How the fuck does being chad give you access to a lamborghini ? Maybe in districts of chadfornia where everyone is rich.
Chadfornia people make it look so easy to get a lambo

Meanwhile i'm struggling for a Mazda rx8
 
They have it so easy.
 

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