You wake up via a light that emulates the perfect morning sunrise. You get out of your comfy sleeping pod after unhooking your melatonin injector. After a big yawn, you press a button that opens the window blinds. You are greeted by a scenic view of a concrete wall that extends above and below your view. Suddenly, an advertisement for cheap castration pops up on the synthetic glass of your apartment's only window. "Get your dick inverted today, or else you're transphobic!" Says the voice of a morbidly obese black woman with a five o'clock shadow.
You press the button again to shut the metal blinds. Time for coffee. You head on over to your down to your kitchen area, approximately 1 yard away from your sleeping pod. You take a coffee mug out of the drying rack and hold it under the faucet. You press a button that says 'CAFFEINE' and out comes a mug full of Redbull, double aspartame flavor.
You sip as you see the screen on your refrigerator display 'TRANSACTION AMOUNT: -$7.64'
You're ready for breakfast, being the old soul you are. You put on your bone conduction headphones and since Spotify has been banned for a redacted X post, you tube into the last FM radio station. The song playing is xxxTATtedF4C3x's 'W TRANSITION'. It is a neo-phonk song. The lyrics are as follows:
"SHI BRUH MUTHAFUKKIN DICK BRUH MUTHAFUKKIN SEVERED BRUH MUTHAFUKKIN GOT A PUSSY NOW BRUH LOOK AT DIS PUSSY BRUH SEW ON SUM TITS BRUH SHI BRUH"
You get dressed. As law, your clothes must all be colored according to your sexuality. You say you're ace, because being straight is illegal. So you wear only purple. You head to the cafe on level 1 of your assigned apartment megastructure.
A touch interface says: WELCOME TO LUTHER KING JR'S, FORMERLY MCDON[REDACTED]!
Today's qualifying free* meal is the rainbow soyburger with cricket fries, fried in extra sharp vegetable oil. For a drink it came with...
You suddenly find yourself being born into a new life prison "rehabilitation reeducation" simulation. You were instantly tranquilized and arrested for ignoring the transition advertisement on your apartment's window from earlier. You are being immediately accused of being transphobic, homophobic, pedophobic, and sexist. Even though you are none of these things. You start your new life in the sim until you learn to comply with Zionist guidelines. You are a young incel in this sim, about to learn from your mom about Jesus "for the first time."
You press the button again to shut the metal blinds. Time for coffee. You head on over to your down to your kitchen area, approximately 1 yard away from your sleeping pod. You take a coffee mug out of the drying rack and hold it under the faucet. You press a button that says 'CAFFEINE' and out comes a mug full of Redbull, double aspartame flavor.
You sip as you see the screen on your refrigerator display 'TRANSACTION AMOUNT: -$7.64'
You're ready for breakfast, being the old soul you are. You put on your bone conduction headphones and since Spotify has been banned for a redacted X post, you tube into the last FM radio station. The song playing is xxxTATtedF4C3x's 'W TRANSITION'. It is a neo-phonk song. The lyrics are as follows:
"SHI BRUH MUTHAFUKKIN DICK BRUH MUTHAFUKKIN SEVERED BRUH MUTHAFUKKIN GOT A PUSSY NOW BRUH LOOK AT DIS PUSSY BRUH SEW ON SUM TITS BRUH SHI BRUH"
You get dressed. As law, your clothes must all be colored according to your sexuality. You say you're ace, because being straight is illegal. So you wear only purple. You head to the cafe on level 1 of your assigned apartment megastructure.
A touch interface says: WELCOME TO LUTHER KING JR'S, FORMERLY MCDON[REDACTED]!
Today's qualifying free* meal is the rainbow soyburger with cricket fries, fried in extra sharp vegetable oil. For a drink it came with...
You suddenly find yourself being born into a new life prison "rehabilitation reeducation" simulation. You were instantly tranquilized and arrested for ignoring the transition advertisement on your apartment's window from earlier. You are being immediately accused of being transphobic, homophobic, pedophobic, and sexist. Even though you are none of these things. You start your new life in the sim until you learn to comply with Zionist guidelines. You are a young incel in this sim, about to learn from your mom about Jesus "for the first time."
