JFL A couple saw me touching my dick in public

[Deleted member 11159]

I was walking through a forest and I was daydreaming about fucking a girl I saw earlier on. I obviously got a boner and I was wearing sweatpants so it was fully visible.
I tried to put it to the side but as I was adjusting it, I realized there was a couple by a tree looking at me. Their reaction was priceless. They actually looked freaked out.
It was the middle of the day and it was sunny so they definitely saw everything

 

[Incline]

Nice.

 

[The End]

I approve.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I actively try not to think about that stuff in public for that exact reason, I'd be terribly embarrassed tbh.

 

[LastGerman]

I touch my penis always in public.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I actively try not to think about that stuff in public for that exact reason, I'd be terribly embarrassed tbh.

I was when it happened, but i'm laughing about it now since I didn't know them. I wish I was low inhib enough to do shit like this without feeling embarrassed at all.

 

[AsiaCel]

Based and high T

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

This thread is gold

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Low inhib high T alpha male tbh

 

[Animecel2D]

You should’ve jerked it in front of them to assert dominance

 

[Joelossus]

Low inhib high T alpha male tbh

Exactly what i was going to say ngl.

You should’ve jerked it in front of them to assert dominance

High iq

 

[Deleted member 17883]

This thread is gold

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

They probably laughed about it and had sex afterwards

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

Low inhib as fuck. They probably forgot it right after, though.

 

[anon]

There's nothing that scares foids more than seeing unattractive men exhibiting any kind of sexual behavior in public.

 

[johnnyb]

Based and high T

Low inhib high T alpha male tbh

You should’ve jerked it in front of them to assert dominance

should have throat slammed the male into the dirt and whipped out ur cock and slapped it on the foids face. then made her suck your micropeen while her cuck boyfriend watched in horror

 

[G.Wizard]

Indecencymax.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Public masturbation should be legalized.

 

[FinnCel]

Based

 

[Cffcel]

You should’ve jerked it in front of them to assert dominance

 

[Cuyen]

Public masturbation should be legalized.

 

[heroinfather]

if you were chad she would leave the guy as soon as she saw you

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

You shouldve chased them down whilst having a boner, fucking nosey normalfags

 

[Deleted member 17599]

I like touching my dick in public.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Low inhib high T alpha male tbh

 

[littlemanhikicel]

You can masturbate and impregnate with semen things that ppl use.

 

[The Abyss]

I was walking through a forest and I was daydreaming about fucking a girl I saw earlier on. I obviously got a boner and I was wearing sweatpants so it was fully visible.
I tried to put it to the side but as I was adjusting it, I realized there was a couple by a tree looking at me. Their reaction was priceless. They actually looked freaked out.
It was the middle of the day and it was sunny so they definitely saw everything

Should of whipped it out, here's Johnny!

 

[Macrocephalus]

Based and low inhib af.

Should have shouted: "Watcha looking at nigga?"

 

[Deleted member 16390]

Just SingMaxx and DanceMaxx and be the next Michael Jackson , he get paid millions for grabbing his crotch.

 

[よっこま]

Yet women can breastfeed in public

And they're still thinking that they're oppressed by society

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Public masturbation should be legalized.

I agree, if only because it's legal for foids to dress like such whores that they make you hard just by looking at them. If they want to trigger and exploit male sexual urges in public, then it should be legal to fap to them in public as well.

 

[Nothingness]

I was walking through a forest and I was daydreaming about fucking a girl I saw earlier on. I obviously got a boner and I was wearing sweatpants so it was fully visible.
I tried to put it to the side but as I was adjusting it, I realized there was a couple by a tree looking at me. Their reaction was priceless. They actually looked freaked out.
It was the middle of the day and it was sunny so they definitely saw everything

What were you doing in the forest ?

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Public masturbation should be legalized.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Degenerate society.

 

[TheGambler2]

A couple once saw me masturbating in the woods lmao

 

[Deleted member 1039]

You should've stared back at them

 

[Deleted member 11159]

What were you doing in the forest ?

lonely walk

 

[Nothingness]

lonely walk

Heheh

 

[Michael15651]

That's great news.

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

You’re lucky you didn’t catch a criminal case, bro. Be thankful you don’t have to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life.