By far one of the things worth reading word for word.
Why I'm proud to be a Goon
That's right. I'm a SomethingAwful Goon and Goonwaffe pilot. Have been for the better part of a decade. And guess what? I'm proud of it.
I'm proud of being in the most powerful organization in video gaming history. I'm proud of being in an elite PVP organization, whose very name sends chills down the bones of our blood enemies. Are you?
Nothing makes me laugh harder than /r/eve shitting all over our leader. When was the last time any of you nerds even opened a book? I bet 5% of you at most have even heard of Slavoj Zizek, much less read anything by him.
Sorry about our leader. Sorry that he's not a NEET loser who spends most of his time masturbating to lolicon in his parents' basement like most of the "Money Badger Coalition". Sorry that he's actually a socially competent, well-adjusted, intelligent individual who's well read and treats women like human beings instead of fucktoys and masturbation objects.
I wonder what would happen if any of you actually met The Mittani IRL. You would probably shit your pants so hard the inertia would propel you upwards a couple of feet at the very least.
I wake up every morning at 4 AM and spend 2 hours before work helping my alliance and my leader as much as humanly possile. I only get around 4 hours of sleep a night- this has been going on for the past couple of months. I'm starting to have minor audio hallucinations and other prodromal symptoms as a result (at this point almost totally suppressed by prescription anti-psychotics)
And guess what? I wouldn't trade it for any other thing in the world.
You will never be able to defeat us. Because we have higher IQ than you do. We have girlfriends, unlike you. And most importantly- we have Allah on our side. Allah favors the righteous, the noble. The wicked and sinful will be struck down in an ineffably post-racial cataclysmic anti-atrocity. Rest in piss my podkilled enemies. And eternal glory to the warriors of Allah, whose names will be etched forever into the annals of history.
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That's right. I'm a SomethingAwful Goon and Goonwaffe pilot. Have been for the better part of a decade. And guess what? I'm proud of it.
I'm proud of being in the most powerful organization in video gaming history. I'm proud of being in an elite PVP organization, whose very name sends chills down the bones of our blood enemies. Are you?
Nothing makes me laugh harder than /r/eve shitting all over our leader. When was the last time any of you nerds even opened a book? I bet 5% of you at most have even heard of Slavoj Zizek, much less read anything by him.
Sorry about our leader. Sorry that he's not a NEET loser who spends most of his time masturbating to lolicon in his parents' basement like most of the "Money Badger Coalition". Sorry that he's actually a socially competent, well-adjusted, intelligent individual who's well read and treats women like human beings instead of fucktoys and masturbation objects.
I wonder what would happen if any of you actually met The Mittani IRL. You would probably shit your pants so hard the inertia would propel you upwards a couple of feet at the very least.
I wake up every morning at 4 AM and spend 2 hours before work helping my alliance and my leader as much as humanly possile. I only get around 4 hours of sleep a night- this has been going on for the past couple of months. I'm starting to have minor audio hallucinations and other prodromal symptoms as a result (at this point almost totally suppressed by prescription anti-psychotics)
And guess what? I wouldn't trade it for any other thing in the world.
You will never be able to defeat us. Because we have higher IQ than you do. We have girlfriends, unlike you. And most importantly- we have Allah on our side. Allah favors the righteous, the noble. The wicked and sinful will be struck down in an ineffably post-racial cataclysmic anti-atrocity. Rest in piss my podkilled enemies. And eternal glory to the warriors of Allah, whose names will be etched forever into the annals of history.
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