Serious A comprehensive list of every method a trucel could use to get a loyal, loving girlfriend.

[ThePlagueDoctor]

1)

 

[Six]

2)

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

2)

Can’t believe I forgot that one

 

[carticel]

3) surgery

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

3) surgery

truecel

 

[carticel]

truecel

Just get lefort 3 bimax and fillers bro!!!!!!!

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

Just get lefort 3 bimax and fillers bro!!!!!!!

tbh ngl no surgery is gonna turn me white, blonde, blue eyed, 6’3, and cure my face.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

tbh ngl no surgery is gonna turn me white, blonde, blue eyed, 6’3, and cure my face.

yeah, they make pills for this
it's called a bullet, you take the pill by loading it into the administration device, and "injecting" yourself with the "pill"

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

yeah, they make pills for this
it's called a bullet, you take the pill by loading it into the administration device, and "injecting" yourself with the "pill"

bro it just teleports u into a cemetery or morgue don’t fall for it

 

[FinnCel]

Just wear a bag on your head to hide your ugly face

 

[Words2_live_bye]

bro it just teleports u into a cemetery or morgue don’t fall for it

they patched it back in december

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

they patched it back in december

:o

 

[MountainGorilla]

thanks for watching guys

 

[Personalityinkwell]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/04/09/suspected-parkland-gunman-pens-love-letters-about-fathering-children-naming-them-after-guns/

 

[BITG]

Just wear a bag on your head to hide your ugly face

Theory

 

[FinnCel]

Theory

Fact

 

[JohnDoe]

Just have a near death experience and comamax theory

 

[ItsOver4cel]

0.- the fuck u doing here pal? There's not a fucking chance 4 you lol
1.- but hear me out, mayyyyyybe surgery if you don't have a subhuman skull

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

1) genetical enginering
2) cybernetics

 

[Yerberito]

 

[TheSecondComing]

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@Yerberito

 

[ihaveno1]

there is no list for your truceldom

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

rope

 

[Mrpvolts]

rap-

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

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