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Most users on this forum are delusional when it comes to the dickpill. I was accused of being a fakecel because I supposedly "exaggerated". No, I didn't exaggerate at all.
Let's start with the obvious. Everybody on this forum knows that holes prefer 20cm (7.9") dildos over dildos with realistic measurements. Here is a screenshot from the most popular sex toy website in Goymany (sorted by most popular):
>42.5 cm (16.7")
How can Bernhardiner even compete?
"Yeah, but they can't insert the full length in their cunts...[insert redditsoy drivel here]"
WRONG. TERACOPE! THEY CAN AND THEY WANT TO.
Take a look at these screenshots, which are from the German equivalent of craigslist (I use this platform because of escorts/sugargirls):
A 62yo obese granny is looking for a man who is AT LEAST 185cm (6'1") tall and has a "horsedick". Do you have what it takes to fuck this mature beauty? jfl
"Older women arent like modern foids at all, bro" --->WRONG AWALT, NO EXCEPTIONS!
This 26yo whore is in a long distance relationship and she is looking for casual hookups. She explicitly states that she isn't available all the time because of her bf (I'm assuming that her bf doesn't have clue what she's doing behind his back). Jfl if you unironically think that ascension is real in 2021. She didn't mention any specific requirements except for one: "18cm (7")+"
BRUTAL.
Hmm look at those beautiful milkies, boyos
But again, do you have what it takes to fuck this beauty with small AND saggy tits? Probably not.
"B-but muh outliers" ---> No, there are countless examples on this website. Every third listing from non-escorts has very similar requirements (most of them even demand 20cm dicks). I picked these two examples because they are the most brutal ones and none of them are even close to where I live.
Let's start with the obvious. Everybody on this forum knows that holes prefer 20cm (7.9") dildos over dildos with realistic measurements. Here is a screenshot from the most popular sex toy website in Goymany (sorted by most popular):
>42.5 cm (16.7")
How can Bernhardiner even compete?
"Yeah, but they can't insert the full length in their cunts...[insert redditsoy drivel here]"
WRONG. TERACOPE! THEY CAN AND THEY WANT TO.
Take a look at these screenshots, which are from the German equivalent of craigslist (I use this platform because of escorts/sugargirls):
A 62yo obese granny is looking for a man who is AT LEAST 185cm (6'1") tall and has a "horsedick". Do you have what it takes to fuck this mature beauty? jfl
"Older women arent like modern foids at all, bro" --->WRONG AWALT, NO EXCEPTIONS!
This 26yo whore is in a long distance relationship and she is looking for casual hookups. She explicitly states that she isn't available all the time because of her bf (I'm assuming that her bf doesn't have clue what she's doing behind his back). Jfl if you unironically think that ascension is real in 2021. She didn't mention any specific requirements except for one: "18cm (7")+"
BRUTAL.
Hmm look at those beautiful milkies, boyos
But again, do you have what it takes to fuck this beauty with small AND saggy tits? Probably not.
"B-but muh outliers" ---> No, there are countless examples on this website. Every third listing from non-escorts has very similar requirements (most of them even demand 20cm dicks). I picked these two examples because they are the most brutal ones and none of them are even close to where I live.