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RIP. Life is a cruel joke, and we all know this is going to be some of us in a few decades.

Ugliness=a life of endless lonlieness, disappointment, and despair
 
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i should be on there too, life sucks
 
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Based oldcel
 
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How did he not rope yet fuaark
 
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There are so many men out there like that. They suffer in silence so you never hear about it except on rare occasions like that post. This is far more common than people think, the 80/20 rule is very real, no man is spared. Feminism is eugenics and murder.
 
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This is us in 20-30 years.
 
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Knowing this could be my future is pure pain. :feelscry:
 
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DonkeyPunch said:
This is us in 20-30 years.
Hope I never make it to that age
Its kinda sad how over it is for him, some of us can still hope to get a relatively young early 20s gf, he on the other hand can only hope for a 50 year old post menopausal roastie
 
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if he ropes in some shed no one will notice
 
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Probably a larper but there will be some 50 year old virgins coming out of this generation
 
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How the hell hasn't he given up at 50? When you complain like that it's because you think you could still have a chance somehow.
 
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how and why is he even still here

maybe he is still waiting for them wizard powers kek
 
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This factors into the thousands of 40yr olds killing themselves at a vast and increasing rate
 
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How tf hasn’t he roped yet? I’m roping if I haven’t had sex by 35. It’s over if you’re still a virgin at that age.
 
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It's cope or rope for oldcels. I'm approaching 40 and need to keep myself busy to cope with that depressing reality.
 
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Is he the high arch-mage?!
I NEED HIM TO TEACH ME SOME MORE MAGIC
 
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at 20 members of your family ask if you have any gf, you say no, it's ok you're young
at 25 you also say no, they think it's time for you to have a woman in your life
at 30, they worry and tell you to marry and to do it fast
l cannot imagine what happens at 35, 40 or 45
and that guy reached 50 !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I love when that sub get shutdown by extreme cases like these.
 
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Weed said:
How did he not rope yet fuaark
Insomniac said:
How tf hasn’t he roped yet? I’m roping if I haven’t had sex by 35. It’s over if you’re still a virgin at that age.
It's easier said than done.
 
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mikepence said:
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RIP. Life is a cruel joke, and we all know this is going to be some of us in a few decades.

Ugliness=a life of endless lonlieness, disappointment, and despair
Just dress better bro

 
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Life Wasted said:
There are so many men out there like that. They suffer in silence so you never hear about it except on rare occasions like that post. This is far more common than people think, the 80/20 rule is very real, no man is spared. Feminism is eugenics and murder.

I agree. There must be millions of them probably, so ashamed of themselves that, as u say, they never talk about it so we never get to know their real number and their experiences.
I hope i dont reach 50. It must be worse than hell. Going to hell and burn forever after killing yourself as a 50 y.o. virgin must be a fucking relief nonetheless
 
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Most of the true wizards don't make it to 50.
 
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bring him home to us
 
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Damn, my future.
 
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this is why i'm roping if i don't get a gf when i turn 25. better to sui sooner than later.
 
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Insomniac said:
How tf hasn’t he roped yet? I’m roping if I haven’t had sex by 35. It’s over if you’re still a virgin at that age.
why 35? seems kinda arbitrary tbh
 
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Holy shit… 50…
 
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Sadist said:
how and why is he even still here

maybe he is still waiting for them wizard powers kek
He probably levitates anywhere he needs to go. :feelskek:Seriously though he’s in a fucked position, he mentally and physically and emotionally drained my respects for him lasting that long. How many here think they would last that long? None. Most here are under the age of 35
 
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12 years away.
 
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50 years old is beyond wizard, that's eldritch tier
 
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Zaetheus said:
He probably levitates anywhere he needs to go. :feelskek:Seriously though he’s in a fucked position, he mentally and physically and emotionally drained my respects for him lasting that long. How many here think they would last that long? None. Most here are under the age of 35
I guess it just happens to you. You never build up the courage to rope, fall into a betaslave life, and boom, you're already 50. I can't imagine 30+ more years of being incel.
 
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Sadness said:
Holy shit… 50…
mikepence said:
I guess it just happens to you. You never build up the courage to rope, fall into a betaslave life, and boom, you're already 50. I can't imagine 30+ more years of being incel.

Excatly , it’s motivation to either rope early or die trying to looksmaxx and don’t let life slip you by.
 
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mikepence said:
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RIP. Life is a cruel joke, and we all know this is going to be some of us in a few decades.

Ugliness=a life of endless lonlieness, disappointment, and despair
and Misery
[CHAT=][/CHAT]
 
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Why would rope when you finally reach grandmaster? He could've been a god in the community
 
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Wizard legend has saved up so much mana if he ever did have sex it would release enough energy to destroy a city.

All hail the great oldcel! 50 is the oldest incel I've ever seen.
 
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man i feel for him. so much time suffering
 
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I would have roped by 30... and at this point in my life it looks like I’m headed there.
 
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I am scared that this will be me
 
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No way im living to 50 lol
"You're made of fucking iron dude. I would have gave up like 25 years ago." Lmfao they don't even bother sugar coating or making him feel better, they just practically tell him that he prolly should've have killed himself by now.

Virgin men get no sympathy from the masses.
 
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That's absolutely brutal... fucking hell...