Hey y'all! Pretty average looking guy here that makes shit money stealing car stereos and selling crack. After I beat the shit out of this one kid, I started getting all kinds of poon. Although I should have gone to prison, women loved my average looks so much that they decided to crowdfund my bail. I even got married to the daughter of a billionaire. After that, my lucrative modelling career began. Through my modelling career, I managed to find a woman to cheat on my wife with. Got bored fucking a billionaire so I decided to divorce her.
And to think, all of this happened because I started respecting women.