3 Types of Actual Unicorns

[maynarde]

1. "She dont know she's beautiful". This was the name of an actual country song. Maybe she was rejected when she was coming up, and knows what it feels like.

2. Actual real sweet sensitive caring girls. Ok so its only a handful, but ive met quite a few. They let you down easy. They have no tats. They go to church. They dont wear halter tops.

3. The rare girl thats just not obsessed with "chad". Its personality. Or maybe you make her laugh. This explains the 8 girl with the 2 guy.

 

[StormlitAqua]

They have no tats. They go to church.

Best kind of girls tbh. Too bad they all don't like me.

 

[VisVoi]

Church girls are some of the biggest sluts out there. I went to a Catholic school and the females there were not at all chaste/pure.

 

[TG-25]

Huge cope. LMS is king.

 

[maynarde]

Church girls are some of the biggest sluts out there. I went to a Catholic school and the females there were not at all chaste/pure.

Well, yeah, if theyre FORCED to go to Catholic school.

Im talking about the girl in a youth group who dreams of meeting her soul mate and has no intention of soiling herself
before then. I knew A LOT OF THESE when i was in the same group. THey were all virgins. These were the type
from the "upper middle class suburbs" where i came from.

Ok, this sounds the like 50's but there are SOME.

 

[StormlitAqua]

Church girls are some of the biggest sluts out there. I went to a Catholic school and the females there were not at all chaste/pure.

Well, yeah, if theyre FORCED to go to Catholic school.

Im talking about the girl in a youth group who dreams of meeting her soul mate and has no intention of soiling herself
before then.

Ok, this sounds the like 50's but there are SOME.

He's right. They're extremely rare, but do exist.

 

[VisVoi]

Well, yeah, if theyre FORCED to go to Catholic school.

Im talking about the girl in a youth group who dreams of meeting her soul mate and has no intention of soiling herself
before then.

Ok, this sounds the like 50's but there are SOME.

They just dream of Chad who, instead of wearing streewear or whatever the fuck, wears a polo and khakis (side parting is optional).

 

[Deleted member 2686]

JFL my ex oneitis put up a facade as a religious chick but her clothing and behavior said otherwise, these women are rare in the western world but less so in the east and muslim countries that observe sharia law

 

[JJtheIncel]

Church girls are some of the biggest sluts out there. I went to a Catholic school and the females there were not at all chaste/pure.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

2nd one exists after they taste chad cock

 

[TomathonClancy]

They’re all the same

 

[maynarde]

They just dream of Chad who, instead of wearing streewear or whatever the fuck, wears a polo and khakis (side parting is optional).

Yeah, the DREAM of chad, just like the 15 year old incel dreams of CHEERLEADER.

But they consider it out of their price range.

Not only that, but they are probably repulsed by the behavior of chad, doing drugs, STD's, etc.

THey might feel wet down there, but the odds of jumping ship and banging chad are less.