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While on vacation, I tried to take my mind off of all the happy couples on New Years, so I would take Elliot Rodger walks to the beach each night. Each night there was this guy, I thought he was like 18 (I'm 20) with different girls. Guy looked like a replica of Dave Franco, maybe a bit taller. Each night he would be walking away from the sand, so as the complete loser I am I had nothing to lose and when he was alone, I asked him
"Are you seriously fucking all of them?"
Surprisingly, he didn't treat me like trash and explained how he had fucked over ten girls before it was even 10th January. I jokingly called his bluff, I walk away trying to cope and say he's lying.
Anyway, last night of the vacation I see him at the beach. Turns out he's a lifeguard, and I was working the summer gig there so I had access to the mini condo things we had. This fgt did not even have a lock on his iphone, or had at least left it on without locking it. When he was outside, I scrolled through his phone and it was like looking into another world. His snapchats and facebooks shone with over 50+ notifications, girls on snap asking for his number, footage and photos from the events on the beach. I took too long looking, he comes back and said some shit (he was waiting behind me) I turn, and he says "And you're what? 20? I've done more with girls in this week then you'll do in your life, and I'm 13"
A giga chads life had begun at 13. Just fucking rope. My first experience with an actual slayer in real life
"Are you seriously fucking all of them?"
Surprisingly, he didn't treat me like trash and explained how he had fucked over ten girls before it was even 10th January. I jokingly called his bluff, I walk away trying to cope and say he's lying.
Anyway, last night of the vacation I see him at the beach. Turns out he's a lifeguard, and I was working the summer gig there so I had access to the mini condo things we had. This fgt did not even have a lock on his iphone, or had at least left it on without locking it. When he was outside, I scrolled through his phone and it was like looking into another world. His snapchats and facebooks shone with over 50+ notifications, girls on snap asking for his number, footage and photos from the events on the beach. I took too long looking, he comes back and said some shit (he was waiting behind me) I turn, and he says "And you're what? 20? I've done more with girls in this week then you'll do in your life, and I'm 13"
A giga chads life had begun at 13. Just fucking rope. My first experience with an actual slayer in real life