SuicideFuel 110 Reasons to not commit suicide (written by clueless, apathetic normies). Written for men, translated to English (see the first few, and number 91)

[TheGrayWolf]

1. Meeting your beautiful girl
2. Going to your wedding
3. Love from and sex with pretty girlfriend/wife
4. Food
5. Going to every country with girlfriend
6. Sports
7. Kissing girlfriend
8. Concerts and Music
9. Making gf pregnant
10. Going to the beach
11. Going on vacation with girlfriend
12. Pussy
13. Spunk
14. Spooge
15. Eating with gf, not alone
16. Girlfriend looks at you with big eyes
17. Love Juice
18. Naughty Sauce
19. Ballsack Content
20. Baby Batter
21. Chungle Huff
22. Food
23. Genital Death Rays
24. Sweet Mayonnaise
25. Devil’s Delight
26. Ambrosia For The Pussy
27. Alternative Cool Whip
28. Soul Brother’s Symposium
29. Peener Grigio
30. Shaft Salsa
31. Titties
32. Titty Frosting
33. Dingle Dust
34. Pleasure Ropes
35. Ape Soda
36. Cuddling with girlfriend
37. Testicular Manslaughter
38. Salty Jelly
39. Rude Oil
40. The Other Other White Meat
41. Dude Soup
42. Gentleman‘s Gift
43. Bubble Guts
44. Sticky White Love Piss
45. Natural Artillery
46. Rotten Custard
47. 100% Proof Human Seed
48. Gamer Fuel
49. Special Chow Mein
50. Tentacles Of Cthulhu
51. Dick Shit
52. Stuff Puffs
53. Man Manna
54. Wu-Tang Killer Bees
55. Supermassive White Cloud
56. Bachelor’s Emission
57. Whoopsie Front Fart
58. Kiddie Kreator
59. Uncultured Yogurt
60. Vanilla Sex Gel
61. Le Beef Le Spritz
62. White Wombles of Wimbledon
63. Immortal Technique
64. Fun Nuggets
65. Guy Tar
66. Wholeblend Protein Smoothie
67. Sinner’s Effluence
68. The Spice Melange
69. Be-Bop-A-Loo-La
70. Knob Slime
71. Fuuuudge
72. The Parent Trap
73. [REDACTED]
74. Fungal Bollock Spores
75. Boston Tarmac
76. Atomic Breath
77. Mmm, Danone!
78. Hot Shame Cocktail
79. The Means Of Production
80. Vaginal Ramblers
81. Dickin’ Tikka Masala
82. Sunday Morning Substance
83. Cobra Spit
84. God’s Mistake
85. Dangler Dingleberries
86. Fantastic Bombastic Elastic
87. Sexy Spermy Vomit (from girlfriend)
88. Junk Trash
89. Slung Gunge
90. Wet Emulsion
91. Laughing at forever-virgins (just get over it, virgins)
92. Front Shart
93. Aunt Jemima’s
94. Nutting
95. Nasty Butter
96. Snow (Hey Oh)
97. Personal Effects
98. Pubic Nectar
99. Kamehameha
100. Processed Cheddar
101. Bingo Bango
102. Funky Porridge
103. Thunder Rod Chunder Sod
104. Pipe Exhaust
105. Foam Naturelle
106. Sludge Dredd
107. Forbidden Thought Expulsion
108. Patriarchy Perpetuation Goo
109. Splatter Shot
110. Breakfast of Champions

 

[Lonelyus]

1. Meeting your beautiful girl
2. Going to your wedding
3. Love from and sex with pretty girlfriend/wife
4. Food
5. Going to every country with girlfriend
6. Sports
7. Kissing girlfriend
8. Concerts and Music
9. Making gf pregnant
10. Going to the beach
11. Going on vacation with girlfriend
12. Pussy
13. Spunk
14. Spooge
15. Eating with gf, not alone
16. Girlfriend looks at you with big eyes
17. Love Juice
18. Naughty Sauce
19. Ballsack Content
20. Baby Batter
21. Chungle Huff
22. Food
23. Genital Death Rays
24. Sweet Mayonnaise
25. Devil’s Delight
26. Ambrosia For The Pussy
27. Alternative Cool Whip
28. Soul Brother’s Symposium
29. Peener Grigio
30. Shaft Salsa
31. Titties
32. Titty Frosting
33. Dingle Dust
34. Pleasure Ropes
35. Ape Soda
36. Cuddling with girlfriend
37. Testicular Manslaughter
38. Salty Jelly
39. Rude Oil
40. The Other Other White Meat
41. Dude Soup
42. Gentleman‘s Gift
43. Bubble Guts
44. Sticky White Love Piss
45. Natural Artillery
46. Rotten Custard
47. 100% Proof Human Seed
48. Gamer Fuel
49. Special Chow Mein
50. Tentacles Of Cthulhu
51. Dick Shit
52. Stuff Puffs
53. Man Manna
54. Wu-Tang Killer Bees
55. Supermassive White Cloud
56. Bachelor’s Emission
57. Whoopsie Front Fart
58. Kiddie Kreator
59. Uncultured Yogurt
60. Vanilla Sex Gel
61. Le Beef Le Spritz
62. White Wombles of Wimbledon
63. Immortal Technique
64. Fun Nuggets
65. Guy Tar
66. Wholeblend Protein Smoothie
67. Sinner’s Effluence
68. The Spice Melange
69. Be-Bop-A-Loo-La
70. Knob Slime
71. Fuuuudge
72. The Parent Trap
73. [REDACTED]
74. Fungal Bollock Spores
75. Boston Tarmac
76. Atomic Breath
77. Mmm, Danone!
78. Hot Shame Cocktail
79. The Means Of Production
80. Vaginal Ramblers
81. Dickin’ Tikka Masala
82. Sunday Morning Substance
83. Cobra Spit
84. God’s Mistake
85. Dangler Dingleberries
86. Fantastic Bombastic Elastic
87. Sexy Spermy Vomit (from girlfriend)
88. Junk Trash
89. Slung Gunge
90. Wet Emulsion
91. Laughing at virgins
92. Front Shart
93. Aunt Jemima’s
94. Nutting
95. Nasty Butter
96. Snow (Hey Oh)
97. Personal Effects
98. Pubic Nectar
99. Kamehameha
100. Processed Cheddar
101. Bingo Bango
102. Funky Porridge
103. Thunder Rod Chunder Sod
104. Pipe Exhaust
105. Foam Naturelle
106. Sludge Dredd
107. Forbidden Thought Expulsion
108. Patriarchy Perpetuation Goo
109. Splatter Shot
110. Breakfast of Champions

You still want pussy?

 

[parzurnacs]

i thought this was a copypasta the first time i read it, did someone write this unironically?

 

[parzurnacs]

i thought this was a copypasta the first time i read it, did someone write this unironically?

i just got trolled for not reading the whole post, thanks

 

[Pumpit]

Nah Reckful's reasons to kys is much better in my opinion.
View: https://youtu.be/G7N7g4T6yTk

 

[Med Amine]

101 reasons to not kill yourself if you're a chad
that will be a better title

 

[ilieknothing]

i thought this was a copypasta the first time i read it, did someone write this unironically?

Probably a foid wrote this, since there is so much emphasis on sex

 

[TheGrayWolf]

101 reasons to not kill yourself if you're a chad
that will be a better title

well, I guess that's presumed by the person who wrote this

 

[Fallenleaves]

Probably a foid wrote this, since there is so much emphasis on sex

That's definitely probable

 

[Luzifer]

Waiting that rape will be legal??

 

[PersonalityChad]

[REDACTED]

Has breached containment

 

[GeckoBus]

1. Meeting your beautiful girl
2. Going to your wedding
3. Love from and sex with pretty girlfriend/wife
4. Food
5. Going to every country with girlfriend
6. Sports
7. Kissing girlfriend
8. Concerts and Music
9. Making gf pregnant
10. Going to the beach
11. Going on vacation with girlfriend
12. Pussy
13. Spunk
14. Spooge
15. Eating with gf, not alone
16. Girlfriend looks at you with big eyes
17. Love Juice
18. Naughty Sauce
19. Ballsack Content
20. Baby Batter
21. Chungle Huff
22. Food
23. Genital Death Rays
24. Sweet Mayonnaise
25. Devil’s Delight
26. Ambrosia For The Pussy
27. Alternative Cool Whip
28. Soul Brother’s Symposium
29. Peener Grigio
30. Shaft Salsa
31. Titties
32. Titty Frosting
33. Dingle Dust
34. Pleasure Ropes
35. Ape Soda
36. Cuddling with girlfriend
37. Testicular Manslaughter
38. Salty Jelly
39. Rude Oil
40. The Other Other White Meat
41. Dude Soup
42. Gentleman‘s Gift
43. Bubble Guts
44. Sticky White Love Piss
45. Natural Artillery
46. Rotten Custard
47. 100% Proof Human Seed
48. Gamer Fuel
49. Special Chow Mein
50. Tentacles Of Cthulhu
51. Dick Shit
52. Stuff Puffs
53. Man Manna
54. Wu-Tang Killer Bees
55. Supermassive White Cloud
56. Bachelor’s Emission
57. Whoopsie Front Fart
58. Kiddie Kreator
59. Uncultured Yogurt
60. Vanilla Sex Gel
61. Le Beef Le Spritz
62. White Wombles of Wimbledon
63. Immortal Technique
64. Fun Nuggets
65. Guy Tar
66. Wholeblend Protein Smoothie
67. Sinner’s Effluence
68. The Spice Melange
69. Be-Bop-A-Loo-La
70. Knob Slime
71. Fuuuudge
72. The Parent Trap
73. [REDACTED]
74. Fungal Bollock Spores
75. Boston Tarmac
76. Atomic Breath
77. Mmm, Danone!
78. Hot Shame Cocktail
79. The Means Of Production
80. Vaginal Ramblers
81. Dickin’ Tikka Masala
82. Sunday Morning Substance
83. Cobra Spit
84. God’s Mistake
85. Dangler Dingleberries
86. Fantastic Bombastic Elastic
87. Sexy Spermy Vomit (from girlfriend)
88. Junk Trash
89. Slung Gunge
90. Wet Emulsion
91. Laughing at forever-virgins (just get over it, virgins)
92. Front Shart
93. Aunt Jemima’s
94. Nutting
95. Nasty Butter
96. Snow (Hey Oh)
97. Personal Effects
98. Pubic Nectar
99. Kamehameha
100. Processed Cheddar
101. Bingo Bango
102. Funky Porridge
103. Thunder Rod Chunder Sod
104. Pipe Exhaust
105. Foam Naturelle
106. Sludge Dredd
107. Forbidden Thought Expulsion
108. Patriarchy Perpetuation Goo
109. Splatter Shot
110. Breakfast of Champions

judge dredd from 2012 with karl urban as judge dredd is a mogger movie though, very underrated action movie

 

[92 drowsiness?]

alright man alright dude