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TeeHee 10 reasons why women should have sex with dogs

good boy hey everyone so today I'm going
to be doing my video on 10 reasons why I
think women should have sex with DOs um
reason number one women in history have
practiced it there have been documented
cases of ancient Romans and gree and
Greeks I'm sorry ancient Romans and
Greeks practicing it for
pleasure reason number two dogs tongues
can get very hard to reach places and it
can feel
amazing reason number three
you cannot get pregnant it is impossible
for a dog to impregnate a human meaning
you can have sex 24/7 risk-
free reason number four you cannot get
an STD which is a huge thing
nowadays if you um if you're allergic to
dog sperm that's the only way it can
harm you there was actually a case in um
where was it I think it was in Europe of
a woman dying from allergic reactions so
that's just pretty much the only thing
that can harm you is if you're allergic
to dog SPM reason number five it has
been around since the beginning of time
there have
been there have been c c there have been
cave paintings of it since 2000
BC so it's been around a
while reason number six it's legal in
some countries and states so you can
enjoy it will you you stop buting on my
skirt it is okay where was I I think I
was on six yeah it is it is legal in
some countries and states so you can
enjoy it pretty much without worry other
than um judgmental people and religious
people pretty much all you have to worry
about reason number
seven some people like to think of it as
a
kink you are fully like you are fully
submissive to a wolf or K9 some people
like to think of it like that it's some
kind of
it's something that most people wouldn't
do so some people like to think
that reason number eight we eight it's
convenient you don't have to they're
they me the dog just right there you
don't have
to sorry you don't have to go out to
find sex it's right there in front of
you it's around you right there the
bathroom reason number nine they don't
nag or complain they are silent
companions
are you a silent
companion yeah yeah
yeah they are they they're
good uh reason number 10 they are easy
to train he
is it's not hard to teach your your dog
phrases words or show them certain
objects to initiate sense this protects
you from your dog humping you in front
of your F your family your friends yeah
there's my 10
reasons oh Jesus
 
This was already posted like today you dumbfuck
 
And they get mad when i call them bitches. Bitch you're fucking a dog, historically you are a bitch
 
And they get mad when i call them bitches. Bitch you're fucking a dog, historically you are a bitch
It's ironic that dogs are scoring pussy isn't it?
 
Nigger, I'll repost whatever the fuck I want.
Report me to the mods if you got a problem with that.
Your 'tism is showing. I prescribe you with a vacation in my ignore list.
 

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